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This is the nomination thread for the THIRD ANNUAL BIGGEST FAGGOT ON THE FEDIVERSE TOURNAMENT!

Essentially, reply to this thread to nominate exactly three (3) valid people on Fedi to be entered in the tournament. More nominations = higher seeds, and those matter a lot more this tournament because the highest seeds are going to get a bye the first round! chinowoah1

Terms and conditions follow:

1) There are 22 slots available for nomination. CMD and Wiz automatically take the 24th and 23rd seeds due to organizing the tournament. The previous winners - Judge Dread and Dicey - are ineligible, period.
2) Nominators must nominate exactly 3 valid users on Fedi.
3) Nominators and nominees must have maintained an active account on a fedi instance which mutually federates with tsundere.love during the period of February 1st, 2026 and April 19th, 2026. Any single post made between this time frame counts as activity.
4) Each instance can only field 4 contestants.
5) Nominators/voters must have an account on an instance which mutually federates with tsundere.love
6) Regardless of any of the above, Pedi users cannot be nominated. Moreover, attempts to vote or nominate from a Pedi instance may result in a woodchipper (defederation).
7) Women are not faggots. Users who are widely believed to be women cannot be entered.
8) Votes and nominations are cast by people, not accounts. When a vote/nomination is suspected to be from an alternative account cast with the intent of producing multiple votes, the votes/nominations from that account will be discarded and that user will not have their votes counted in the future.
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@FaggotTourney I nominate MK2boogaloo@freebeerextremist.com , Halo@varishangout.net , and sensei@tsundere.love .

The first two essentially annihilated the instances they were admins on with drama of some sort.

The third is Armstrong.
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@FaggotTourney >7) Women are not faggots. Users who are widely believed to be women cannot be entered.
But there are no girls on the internet
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@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @FaggotTourney I suspect they have me (probably my account specifically) defederated.
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I nominate pistolero, p@freespeechextremist.com and now p@fsebugoutzone.com, and pistolero alone.

"But why?" I might hear you ask. Lets start with the least of things and build up. The cult of personality he's developed around himself. I've seen his orbiters literally call him god. Some of these people are ridiculously up his ass in ways that beggar belief and he doesn't discourage this. In fact, he seems to actively encourage it.

But that alone wouldn't get him nominated, many instance owners enjoy and even encourage some sort of sycophancy from their users. While I think his case is significant, this is the tip of the frozen cum iceberg.

P is also one of those people that gets big mad at those Nazis, and accuses random people to the right of him of being Nazis when they annoy him. For the record, I am not a socialist so therefore not a Nazi. 🙂

@matty@nicecrew.com made a nigger robot. His mixed race mechanical son is annoying, a lot of people block or mute it and move on with their lives. Not Pistolero. Oh no, P took particular umbrage with the existence of Nigbot as a spam bot (it barely qualifies, just depends on how you define spam bot), demanded Matthew remove it, then when Matt refused created an ACTUAL spam bot to get back at him. One that posted gore and gay porn untagged.

This is why those two instances don't federate anymore. P considered this a win, because he doesn't want to block or defederate people. He wants to force THEM to block or defederate people. Now that he has his spambot, he holds it in the wing to unleash on anyone who annoys him too much.

I know for a fact he's unleashed it on @bigmattoidchimpin and a few others whom I have forgotten about in the year or so I've been wanting to nominate P for this tourney. I should have taken better notes.

If you didn't guess by now, I got that spambot set loose upon me. Now lets be fair, I am Deplorable Degenerate. I have a troll heart. It isn't shocking that I might get under someone's skin, and it isn't like the spambot is that obnoxious. I can just mute it. P acts like it is some kind of nuclear option, so I still responded to him, and still got like fifty responses that I might interact with to keep the game alive and make him think I am still arguing with his bot.

It is why he got upset. It wasn't for some Hitler posting. It wasn't because I said I wanted to eliminate all the jews or TND or anything ridiculous and trolly like that.

It was because after shit talking New York City, and having one of his brown nosers in ins0mniak@mikoshidata.cloud say that many of the cities in California are also terrible- but quickly exempted Los Angelos- I came into the thread confused as to why insomniak would do so. I had no idea P was from LA, but even if I had known I would have still chimed in.

Please note, I am from Oklahoma. The sheer number of people that shit talk my state beggars belief, and they do in fact whine more about me than I do them. I only brought it up because someone else did. But P is apparently ultra thin skinned about this.

Thin skinned enough for the spambot, but wait! There's more! When that didn't make me recoil in horror? In fact I thanked him for posting an old gif of a pig being decapitated with a chainsaw I lost many years ago, haha. His response was to accuse me of being a pedo from El Paso, and I greatly dislike both those accusations.

@diamondmind@fsebugoutzone.com tagged me and others in his glorious schizo posts, but this seemed to be too much for him he stopped tagging me specifically.

But either way, P allegedly got my IP address from one such thread, traced it to there, said it was the same as someone trying to look up some pedo shit, accused me of having the same typing method as this @techriot guy and therefore being the same person, then called my instance admin in to... try to get me banned I guess?

I won't tag Hump in this since he clearly didn't want to start an instance war with this sperging faggot, but kudos to him for recognizing how gay this was and not playing along with the ploy.

But it sucks that there's a pedophile tagged in that thread who was trying to look up this eden shit or whatever we must have a pedo in our midst. Except I've spoken with others P has used this tactic on. Say something he really doesn't like or just ignore his spam bot and he apparently gets BIG mad about it.

So as far as I am concerned he fabricated the entire thing. I shouldn't need to tell you why that's bad, and why that makes him one of the biggest faggots on the fediverse.

While I really should screen capped some of this before he could start deleting posts, really should have been taking better notes on certain things like other people he's apparently done this too so I could tag them in, and not just copying links as several I copied thinking that would be good enough are now returning 404s for me after likely being deleted, I will provide what evidence I do have.
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@Deplorable_Degenerate @bigmattoidchimpin @techriot Nominations must include exactly three separate, distinct valid entrants. Please pick two more.
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Alright, lemme think on it. Can I double up on what other people picked or does it have to be unique?

Also, @Tony did you say you WANTED to be nominated or that you didn't want to be? I can't remember.
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@Deplorable_Degenerate @bigmattoidchimpin @techriot @FaggotTourney

Tbf would it make me a bigger faggot to want to be nominated or to not be nominated? lmao.

🤔

I don't think im a big enough faggot to win, but who knows 🤔

I'm just excited for the tourney.

may the biggest faggot win

butts
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@Deplorable_Degenerate @bigmattoidchimpin @Tony @techriot @FaggotTourney If Pete scrapes up enough nominations to be entered, this would be the first time despite him being around.

That said, Armstrong has managed to slip under the radar too.
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@Deplorable_Degenerate @bigmattoidchimpin @Tony @techriot Yes, and in fact doubling up is encouraged! More nominations puts a person at a higher seed, and the people with the most nominations are (generally) entered into the tournament, with the caveat that each instance can only field four entrants.
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@FaggotTourney I nominate myself (for being gay), creamqueen@clubcyberia.co (for being autistically anti-heterosexuality-in-anime-porn), and EdBoatConnoisseur@poa.st (for being squatamalan and a faggot).

Really, I just wanted to nominate myself, but I needed two more people.
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nigga you is the faggot, i just like futa.

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you think like that cuz you like futas in a homosexual manner, i like them in an heterosexual manner.

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that's to pretend i'm tenderly lovemaking with my futa wife, how else ya stupid retard expect me to do that.

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@EdBoatConnoisseur @FaggotTourney consider that, as a man, it is impossible to take cock in a heterosexual manner
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@FaggotTourney I nominate SMetzeler from Minds (surprised that nobody has nominated him yet), CharlieBrownAu from Poast, and Rom13AncapHypoc from FSEBugOutZone.

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@FaggotTourney Normally, I wouldn't participate because I don't care about lolcow drama, but SMetzeler in particular has been getting on my nerves and deserves the treatment. The other two are filler.

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@M_39 @EdBoatConnoisseur @FaggotTourney u would fantasy's about sticking things in dicks, u big gay wallie
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@EdBoatConnoisseur @FaggotTourney @protos sorry to break this to you amigo but futanari are not real and the only way to get what you want would be to have sex with a man
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see, that's your own homosexuality coming out, you cope with it trying to gaslight others into thinking they want to have sex with men in the same manner you do.

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cute and femenine regardless of size and with a good foreskin cuz the jewish rite of penile mutilation is just an excuse for rabbis to perform homosexual pedophilia.

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@FaggotTourney i nominate @M_39 @Azur_Fenix and @Wiz i would nominate tomato but i don't know which of his thousand alts is his main
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@Azur_Fenix @FaggotTourney @M_39 @Wiz i'm black not indian but it seems like you're spiritually indian since you want to share your shit
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@M_39 @FaggotTourney >Really, I just wanted to nominate myself, but I needed two more people.

That is sort of the point of that rule. Making people put forth second/third choices makes the field a lot more broad and it'll keep Varis exiles from just yelling "gaylo" 100 times over koronebless
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I would have nominated you and wiz if you weren't already guaranteed for making that rule.

Side note, is me politiking allowed? Say I agreed to nominate m39 here if they changed a nomination to P? Or is that outside the spirit of the fudge packer playoff rules?
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@FaggotTourney
I love this time of year!
My nominations are Kensortium, Graf and MK2
Honorable mention doesn't count but I wanted to make a note about csb on why he isn't being chosen. He used to be my favorite nominee over the years but we are friends now.
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@EdBoatConnoisseur @M_39 @FaggotTourney @protos calls me gay, posts porn of a man jacking off another man’s dick while he fucks his ass…
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nah, u gay that's a futa girl

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@Deplorable_Degenerate @bigmattoidchimpin @techriot @FaggotTourney FSE was my home for years. It really was what it said on the tin. I followed p for jpop videos. And when his primary opposition were people who wanted to use his free service to host naked child drawings, it was hard not to think he was one of us.

But then he broke emotes and quotes and then, after no warning, deleted it entirely because "there should be as many instances as possible." Then after years not hearing from him he defends the worst state on earth and the vermin living there because truth is a cliche.

I really don't care if he stays when the nuke sirens blare.
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Man if all he did was hold a dumb opinion I could deal with that. Jeff Cliff never tried to frame me as a pedo for not being vaxed. Though now that I gave him the idea...

Name two more faggots if you want to nominate.
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i posted dickgirls, not the same.

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I nominate myself, the guy posting futa porn in the comments and @nugger for not liking Bibi Biscuit.
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SHE'S GOT A VOICE FOR SILENT MOVIES
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AND MOREOVER!
MY CONCERN WAS "AWWW MAAAN SUCH A GOOD MODEL PLUS SHE'S DOGGIE, IM GONNA SEE CLIPS AND GET HOOKED"
NOT ONLY DOES THE VOICE MAKE ME UNABLE TO ENJOY ANY CLIPS -- I DON'T SEE ANY CLIPS EITHER
I SEE SOME ART, BUT I DON'T SEE ANY FUNNIES
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"I don't see clips I don't look for." - utter fool
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@Mamako @EdBoatConnoisseur @FaggotTourney @M_39 here is some beautiful cunny. but unfortunately it doesn't have a dick being jerked off and shooting cum, it'd be much better if it did
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@M_39 @EdBoatConnoisseur @FaggotTourney @Mamako yes it is. it might not be for you though because your scale is warped by being a faggot
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Shameless self-promotion is very gay, good job jahy_derp
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>the guy posting futa porn

You need to be more specific.
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futa porn in the comments -> EdBoatConnoisseur
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M_39 is doing it too. Untagged in one case.
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@Mamako @EdBoatConnoisseur @FaggotTourney @LordMordred @M_39 @maija @protos cc @Wiz Maija's eligibility is worth questioning (Arguably a woman, arguably on a pedi instance).

koronebless
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@protos @EdBoatConnoisseur @FaggotTourney @LordMordred @M_39 @Mamako @Wiz @maija It's a valid argument and I'd prefer to defer to Wiz. Maija is the edge case.

It may be immaterial because Me/Wiz/Armstrong/Tomato have this place as a home instance, so Maija may just not get enough nominations this year.
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I just saw CMD say that all pedophiles should be locked into a tower and forced to make wine and cheese, never to be let out.

He doesn't even want to kill them, just work them to death. Fucking brutal.
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@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @EdBoatConnoisseur @FaggotTourney @LordMordred @M_39 @Mamako @Wiz @maija Maija has barely been online while colossal faggots have been destroying instances, no chance
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@FaggotTourney I am nominating edboatconnoisseur for biggest faggot on fedi
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@Deplorable_Degenerate @bigmattoidchimpin @techriot @FaggotTourney This post gives off

npc vibes lol

Deplorable when P enters the chat:
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@matty @FaggotTourney senko_loaf It is once again time for the two months out of the year where, ideally, everyone who considers themselves "on Fedi" comes together for Fedi's greatest event. koronebless
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@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @matty @FaggotTourney
I nominate Jeff Cliff, Soy Magnus and whichever account posts the most loli.
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Tony I am sorry I swapped you out for Snek at the last second I didn't think you'd care.
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@Deplorable_Degenerate @bigmattoidchimpin @techriot @FaggotTourney

I'm so bummed out i'm not nominated to be the biggest faggot on the fediverse


oh shucks

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@FaggotTourney Tentative nomination count:

8:
Aiden (Poast)

6:
M39 (DRC)

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Pete (FSE)
CharlieBrownAu (Poast)
EdBoatConnoisseur (Poast)

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MK2 (FBE)
SMetzeler (Minds) !

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Ratposter (Poast) *T
Graf (Poast) *T

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Jonny Fever (Annihilation.social)
Halo (Varis)
Matty (NCD)
SuperSnekFriend (Poast)*
TrueMasterCole (Poast)*
bionicnigga (Poast)*
WoodshopHandman (Poast) *

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Kensortium (abyss.cafe)
adam Curry (NAS) **
sirrogueknight (NAS)
Tomato (Tsundere)
Pernia (cum.salon)
Tony (Clew)
Mint (Ryona.agency)
NPC ([REDACTED])
FourOhLLC (pkteerium.xyz)
Azur_Fenix (DRC)
Rom13AncapHypoc
Armstrong (Tsundere)
tyler (NCD)
truthbait (NAS)
GrungeQueef (Poast) *
nugger (Poast) *
LordMordred (Poast) *
Maija (Tsundere) *
sweetie_squad_liberator (Poast) *


*T - These users are tied for the fourth slot for their instance.
* - These users exceed the nominee cap for their instance.
** - I forgot where this user is actually from but it's not actually NAS so they don't count towards the cap.
! - This is particularly surprising.

Outside of those excluded - who are at the bottom, the order of names with 1,2, or 3 nominations are approximations of who I think would be the strongest contestants. This is weighed by a combination of past performance (Curry/SRK/Tomato) and the person nominating them (DJ has an odd knack for nominating people out of nowhere who do well, so Kensortium is high up).
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@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @FaggotTourney Armstrong was so many accounts ago and people still seething about that one in particular for some reason
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@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @FaggotTourney I mean it's fun antagonizing the zog mods if I'm being honest. Get flexed on feds
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@sensei @FaggotTourney It is admittedly impressive how much you piss people off without actually fucking children.

I do hate you but I am not going to explode in fireworks over it like Sui/Owl/NPC. Your idiocy causes collateral damage, and this is upsetting.
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@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @sensei @FaggotTourney it's funny to see someone more disliked than me that i barely know of
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There's always next time.
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See it is talk like that that made me think you'd be okay with me swapping you for someone else.
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@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @FaggotTourney
>SMetzeler
Has he interacted more often with other Fedi users in a way that I don't know about? The last time I saw him argue with others was about two years ago.
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@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @FaggotTourney most of all the retard gorilla nigger faggots that nominated the people posting gay porn, giving them what they wanted
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@nigger @FaggotTourney I think only Halo and NAS-people are underrepresented. NAS might be federating slow, or they might be preoccupied, or plotting.
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@nigger @FaggotTourney Mint is also a little underrepresented but the people who would nominate mint are also not going to shuffle in quickly, if at all.
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@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @nigger @FaggotTourney if ur still accepting nominations add another one for him and since I need 3 accounts ig let's add @Tony and another one for pernia
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@SuperSnekFriend @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @FaggotTourney I still see him engaging with people on other instances. Minds' federation seems to be wonky so it's possible that some of his posts don't make it through.

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Given the only 4 per instance rule you might actually make it into the tournament proper. Poast and Tsundere are already full up and having a free for all for which quartet of cum guzzlers gets to represent their instances.

I am genuinely happy for you Tony, in a completely platonic way.
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@FaggotTourney@tsundere.love
I nominate:
@freemayonnaise@noauthority.social for being an annoying boomer
@subnetter@shitposter.world for being an actual faggot and doing gay shit my threads
@Jonny@annihilation.social for blocking me then replying to my threads
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>thinks tomato ketchup is an american invention
>doesn't know tomato ketchup is from britain

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What, tomato ketchup is British?!? WE SHOULD HAVE DROPPED THE BOMB ON ENGLAND AND NOT NIPPON!!!
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@stoner713@poa.st
First off, stop untagging everyone poastniggers use https://pl.poa.st

Second James Mease published the first tomato ketchup recipe in 1812.
Find me a British recipe that predates that if you believe I am wrong.

Retagging everyone the soapbox faggots untagged with their shitty frontend:
@M_39@detroitriotcity.com @porkcow@shitposter.world @bigmattoidchimpin@annihilation.social @Wiz@tsundere.love @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@tsundere.love @Deplorable_Degenerate@eveningzoo.club @techriot@hz.natehiggers.org @EdBoatConnoisseur@poa.st @FaggotTourney@tsundere.love
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it seems tomato ketchup was inspired by the british tomato sauce

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and that is without mentioning, the very ketchup that made heinz mad enough to make his own was a british ketchup

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untagging? nibba, I didn't add or subtract anything
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@Ree @FaggotTourney @Jonny @freemayonnaise @satsuki it's so funny that the fag and troon allegations never end online for me, even in women's spaces because they think my hobbies are too masculine

cat_sadcozy
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@subnetter @FaggotTourney @Jonny @freemayonnaise @satsuki yet people call me a tranny and faggot like it offends me. Like I can still knock up their women in their life. Sister,mom, grandma, girlfriend, wife whatever.
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again I say, I neither add, nor subtracted anything. Quit acting like you got kicked in the pussy.
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@subnetter @Jonny @satsuki @freemayonnaise @FaggotTourney That sounds like your eligibility is going to be ruled on by Wiz when he gets back, then.
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@subnetter @Ree @FaggotTourney @Jonny @freemayonnaise @satsuki what hobbies do you have? i feel like i don't really hear about them from your posts too much but i might just not be paying enough attention
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@subnetter @Jonny @satsuki @freemayonnaise @FaggotTourney @ceo_of_monoeye_dating
If this is who I think she showed hand once. Not enough to be sure but it wasn't manly.
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@dj @Jonny @satsuki @freemayonnaise @FaggotTourney @ceo_of_monoeye_dating huh I have not showed my hand here, but I've been on mumble enough times with some of the homies.
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@shibao @FaggotTourney @Jonny @Ree @freemayonnaise @satsuki

You're good! I probably haven't discussed them at all lately or on this new account. It's nothing really uncommon on the network here, typical nerd shit. I like building custom mechanical keyboards, I like security research, appreciating low level programming and systems. FOSS enthusiast stuff that isn't that common for women in tech, at least in my area here that's over saturated with the silicon valley cancer.

Other than that I like gardening, fashion, and trashy reality television. I don't play video games these days. I guess I am also a musician, dating a musician, and I am very involved with the music scene here.
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@shibao @Ree @FaggotTourney @Jonny @freemayonnaise @satsuki yeah I believe MtF unless I'm wrong, this is just going from memory
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But what happens if you are missing some slots? Does a fifth member get let in? 🤔
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@Tony @nigger @Deplorable_Degenerate @shitpisscum @FaggotTourney @ceo_of_monoeye_dating the premise is shit. If you have the highest negative social credit score that's chad not faggot. Faggots would have zero score because they're trying to simp for regime social credit points but don't have any hookups. Do you even horseshoe theory bro
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@Mammal @nigger @Deplorable_Degenerate @shitpisscum @FaggotTourney @ceo_of_monoeye_dating but what happened were the rising stars!

You remember diceys rise to fame. No one saw it comin.
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@Tony @nigger @Deplorable_Degenerate @shitpisscum @FaggotTourney @ceo_of_monoeye_dating I never had any problem with dicey and I still don't really understand how he got on anyone's shit list
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@Mammal @nigger @Deplorable_Degenerate @shitpisscum @FaggotTourney @ceo_of_monoeye_dating he got nominated for the tourney and it made him mad. Then he kept crashing out.
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He didn't seem tired to me. 😏

But yeah him and Rogue Knight freaking out over it is what catapulted them from an unknown. They actively campaigned, boots on the ground.
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Man I am sorry you haven't won yet. You want me to support your run? It is looking like you won't even get nominated though.

It is rigged.
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I think that's a yes.

You got it buddy.
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@Deplorable_Degenerate @Tony @nigger @shitpisscum @FaggotTourney @ceo_of_monoeye_dating I'm sorry who are you again and what is your take other than you're mad at the alt right like every other basic bitch regime liberal twat
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Good to get your practice in, but you've already secured my vote.

Be sure to bring up the "Epstein would have been based if" stuff again, that really pisses people off.
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Oh shit, have you made any nominations yet?

Go for it man. Putting me ahead of the Decayable people would be hilarious.
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@Deplorable_Degenerate @Tony @nigger @shitpisscum @FaggotTourney @ceo_of_monoeye_dating yeah that's true you're not the first pick if I only have 3 to suggest. I would say @graf because he's a nuisance on fedi in general and arbitrarily defeds you for disagreeing with him personally. @matty because even though he had the decency not to defederate me, him personally and his mod staff in general have been equally unkind to me as poast. And 3rd idk... Aren't these two guys enough? I think being a regime shill is being a faggot. This regime makes people a bad deal. Team terrorists aren't the soy guys.
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@matty @Deplorable_Degenerate @FaggotTourney @Tony @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @graf @nigger @shitpisscum tough guy awards aside I appreciate the technical feat of running your own instances so good for you
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Matty I don't think you ever put forward nominations.

Don't you care about this very serious internet business?
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@Deplorable_Degenerate @Tony @nigger @shitpisscum @matty @graf @FaggotTourney @ceo_of_monoeye_dating what is this competition about even? Negative social credit score? Because I think the point was people disagree about what that means.
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@Mammal @Tony @nigger @Deplorable_Degenerate @shitpisscum @matty @graf @FaggotTourney The history is essentially that Judge Dread came in from Gab with his goons, blocked half of everyone, then sent his goons out to constantly harass everyone who he blocked.

Then, I say "this man is the biggest faggot on Fedi. This man is so gay that everyone on Fedi can agree that this is the gayest man on Fedi." Then I make the FAGGOT TOURNEY during FAGGOT MONTH and then NAS goes "wait, but what about CSB?" and then there is a giant democratic argument about who is the biggest faggot on Fedi and Judge Dread narrowly wins by one vote. Now it is kind of a tradition and we have fun with it, as a token reminder that Judge Dread is such a giant faggot that he made this happen.
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@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @Tony @nigger @Deplorable_Degenerate @shitpisscum @matty @graf @FaggotTourney holy shit he had goons? I didn't know that I thought it was just him and trevor who came over from gab. And they were good posters on gab I can see why they're still around.
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I didn't know that Dread had people harass other people behind his blocks either.

Who the fuck were these people? Imagine being Dread's bottom bitch, his fucking henchfaggot, they all should get auto-nominated.
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Im not going to confirm nor deny that dredd has had people pay 100, smimes 2000k+ to win or lose (thays 2 200ks ntw)
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@Deplorable_Degenerate @Tony @nigger @shitpisscum @matty @graf @FaggotTourney @ceo_of_monoeye_dating I don't understand this fedi need to flex on gab as if they haven't already decisively won that battle. Aren't there bigger and better fish to fry for future horizons?
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Lots of people from Gab I am fine with. Trevor is one of them. I recall him being nominated one year for bringing a bunch of Gab people over but he got crushed in the first round because no one else actually dislikes him.

They come over here and act like fags though, build up a reputation like Dread did.
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@Deplorable_Degenerate @Tony @nigger @shitpisscum @matty @graf @FaggotTourney @ceo_of_monoeye_dating gab was a place where people could feel like they were winning against the regime. so if they're not winning with you after moving here, why not? are you with the regime? Granted I know dread from past user experience and am well aware of his drama queen behavior.
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@Mammal @Tony @nigger @Deplorable_Degenerate @shitpisscum @matty @graf @FaggotTourney It's because most of the people who washed in from Gab were Dread's crew.

There's a good handful of Gab refugees who integrated good in the end. Most of the rest left or isolated themselves so it's not as much of an issue now.
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pay 54 more than deads proection fund and upi will neverm ever see him again CMD. so whats it worth to ya, a game of chance or teernalal suffrahe
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I think it's always fun. nobody will ever guess it because it's either 0 non zer0
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@graf @Tony @nigger @Deplorable_Degenerate @shitpisscum @matty @Mammal @FaggotTourney I mute him and almost nobody I talk to regularly talks to him on purpose.

I actually don't think I've seen *you* talk to him in recent memory now that I'm made to think about that. You and I interact maybe once a month and you/Trevor/Pete are the only people I can think of who he hasn't blocked.
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awe come on man I try to say here and there as I See people thats nt fait at all
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I nominate @meso, @alex and @mischievoustomato.

@meso is well known to be a massive faggot by this point, @mischievoustomato was thirsting over traps for a good while and @alex, the quote speaks for itself.

@FaggotTourney

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@Deplorable_Degenerate @Tony @nigger @shitpisscum @matty @graf @Mammal @FaggotTourney I mean that's why StarProphet has nonzero nominations.

Most of the goons left once Graf banned them for talking about their opinions on child brides, and they fucked off to FSE where it mattered a lot less.
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@Mammal @Tony @nigger @Deplorable_Degenerate @shitpisscum @matty @graf @FaggotTourney It is why people got mad at him *enough to make this exist*. Just being a blockfag isn't enough to create a fedi tradition over. CharlieBrownAu didn't have us make an entire event over calling him a faggot, after all.
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@Mammal @Tony @nigger @Deplorable_Degenerate @shitpisscum @matty @graf @FaggotTourney But I do not care about his arguments and ideology. I care that he is a cringe retard faggot who used his social standing to piss off everyone who was hanging out here already.

Thus I have acted differently than you.
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@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @Tony @nigger @Deplorable_Degenerate @shitpisscum @matty @graf @FaggotTourney That's because it's neither your job nor do you feel a moral sense of duty to gate-keep any kind of ideology argument. The same can't be said for dread or his peers like myself.
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@Mammal @Tony @nigger @Deplorable_Degenerate @shitpisscum @matty @graf @FaggotTourney I am sorry that you consider Dread your peer. Please stop watching Star Wars every day and start masturbating to magical girl hentai like the rest of us normal folk. koronebless
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Magical girl doujins are way too often the author's very specific and bad fetish.
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@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @Tony @Deplorable_Degenerate @shitpisscum @matty @graf @Mammal @FaggotTourney his arguments and ideologies are themselves jokes as well, taking a hollywood specialist seriously is doing a disservice
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Yes I am. But I can't see that guy replying to me, i've got to try harder.
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remember when i was like "lets ads quotes to fediverse and everybody in existene and everyone they every met is still losing their minds. wait til federated tags limg lbingee necklceess
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For some reason this makes me want to vote for Tony.
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Shit that's right the meta this year is futa porn.
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I liketo jib him,he makes me laugu sometimes
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@graf @Tony @nigger @Deplorable_Degenerate @shitpisscum @matty @Mammal @FaggotTourney I do appreciate the occasional interaction with you and I do like you. koronebless

It's normal that you're socially stretched and that's OK. I don't expect you to pop in every day or two. Coming around whenever you want is welcomed.

Since you're around, would you like to nominate? You've refrained in prior years, but I am (one of the) organizers and essentially everyone who is meaningfully on Fedi is welcome to participate - including you.
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Make irt fun uar man.Winner in their round syatys with couble the votes so if their won their card with 444 they start with 777, wildcard it and have peopledonate to your intstance thwat they can veto it for 20$or something
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@RatPoster @Tony @nigger @Deplorable_Degenerate @shitpisscum @matty @graf @Mammal @FaggotTourney Remember to tag #NAFO in all your futa posts so that your friends from the North American Futanari Organization can find the futa.
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#nafo I need your support for this year's faggot tourney. I don't actually save many possibly futa related memes so you'll need to make do.
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@RatPoster

Ngl I would have given you my vote since you wanted it but Azur_Fenix is too busy being a closet homo and Aiden sperged out on fedi over nbinted getting doxxed.
M_39 got my last vote because I couldn't think of a 3rd and he was the first one to want to be a nomination sink in the thread.

I didn't see your desire to get nominated until after I committed to the nominations.
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Why vote for the annoying spergs when you can nominate and vote for the faggot who will shit up every poll with gachimuchi memes? Together Ass We Can.
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yeah if you guys wanna poke at me feel freet go to ahead man i dont actually give a shit. only ones i dont like are that handful of dudes who their entire personality is like, documnting half the shit i lie on win between the shit that comes straight ouf of comits. mno ill woard you guys. cmd can be kind of a faggot sometimes but icomes with heskin tone o r w/e
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y he's been cone from here so long not even the database has a mention of him
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okI Woukld prefer to not do this but I mistakenly reposted it
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Remember to drink some water graf.
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Pete has been wrpapped around both my basement toilet at my house after laker and quila but we also pushed eachother to listn to and laigh so hard to Kanye's CUCK album he actually went to bed ON my moms* dining room rable so I pick pete, sjw is a close second
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no but I need to losen up a bit man, go ahead take pot shots
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It is Poison Dart Pepe/Senator Armstrong.
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poison dart pedo? eah firl believer
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I have 11 pocari sweat in my dridhe for the next vtuber I dont know or unersyands mentions it I can be like MCDONALDS!
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Robert "Reading Rainbow" Edwardloid windmill_of_friendship 🇷🇺

Brother, go to bed.
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hut the fruck me and rarposter are talking about mother daughter douyins in the martix. you some kind of faggot?
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makese sense why i cant see him thanks boss
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You forgot about the penis thievery.
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@graf @Tony @nigger @Deplorable_Degenerate @shitpisscum @matty @RatPoster @Robert_Edwardly @Mammal @FaggotTourney @ceo_of_monoeye_dating holy shit graf stop drinking you are going to fucking die

at this level of keyboard dysfunction you are probably two more shots away from puking, no lie

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It wasn't a shit post when I assumed tequila was involved. All liquors can mess with my ability to put together sentences, but some do it worse than others.
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we were literally talkin about douyinsin the matrix but anythinghe doesn't undersaand means I'm sis paces frrom wedbrain
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wait til he finds out we re votign on whether or not eachother would take a cocaine suppliment if it was mixed with their buddies ashes
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I would have to cut yours because I've seen wat you put in yourbody but would pull the 5%/5% on adquate for sure
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brother there are people tagged in this thread that have seen me not drink a drop more than maybe a pint in a day max. its getting old
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@graf @Tony @nigger @Deplorable_Degenerate @shitpisscum @matty @ForbiddenDreamer @RatPoster @Robert_Edwardly @Mammal @FaggotTourney @ceo_of_monoeye_dating if you’re doing a bit and intentionally misspelling shit that’s cool, but if you’ve been drinking or benzo’ing it’s time to dilute that shit, dilution (with water) is the solution

(electrolytes too, get some Gatorade or equivalent into the mix)

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not abusing benzos either brother. I had a full script until I got down to the proper dose I need and I take it as I need it. I have riends that ago hard on me I Don't need you playing nurse for me I am fine thank you. I am not abusing alcohol, I am bot abusing benos. I am not abusing opiaye. plase stop speculating and pushing this bullshit because I am tired of seeing it, agaim, people in this ithread that can disprove the laims. just let me be man
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@graf @Tony @nigger @Deplorable_Degenerate @shitpisscum @matty @ForbiddenDreamer @RatPoster @Robert_Edwardly @Mammal @FaggotTourney @ceo_of_monoeye_dating you’re mashing keys dude, and misspelling stuff very bigly, that ain’t speculation, I just don’t want you to aspirate vomit

I’ve been crosseyed drunk before and at the point where you’re at - where your typing has gone to complete shit - you are not in a good state and need to sleep it off after drinking a whole lot of water (ask me how I know)

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I hd awoman over earlier, I took a shower. I forgot that I left the shower window open because y house was built in the 1800s, its like 38 outside right now, that is coming into the house. forced head comes from the basement. I am in my noxers with two 1L guls of water in front of me, sorry I make typos because I'm cold rother. I didn'r ebem reallt et drunk on my birthdaym either. please just lay off me it incredibly annoying. I ave a network of friends who know when to step in if I am takin thintgs too hard as I do them
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Niggy will literally pour himself a drink and then complain that the ice has melted 5 times before he actually finishes it. Pretty sure he's just drinking pure melted ice by the end of it.
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"drreamer grab me a drinik." half and half"

radians wants to go full kegs every do this summer tho so i might sabe up my liver for thay lol
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@graf @Tony @nigger @Deplorable_Degenerate @shitpisscum @matty @ForbiddenDreamer @RatPoster @Robert_Edwardly @Mammal @FaggotTourney @ceo_of_monoeye_dating okay, well, as my final observation here, maybe call one of those friends right now and ask them what you ought to do, since you are not inclined to believe me

be well, graf-sama

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alright im calling him right now hold on
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I called him, sounded like he was either waknig up or going to bed. I told him the exact amount of alcohol I've in the exact time period, as is agreement. you are welcome to ask him
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@graf @Tony @nigger @Deplorable_Degenerate @shitpisscum @matty @ForbiddenDreamer @RatPoster @Robert_Edwardly @Mammal @FaggotTourney @ceo_of_monoeye_dating you know what if you have people that are watching over you and agree that you’re not going to choke on puke that’s fine, just don’t drop dead on us, thank you for your attention to this matter

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niggger @ForbiddenDreamer had 72 16 ounze cans in my bar fridge that went untouched for 6 months. what in the fuck is your pronlem with me honestly
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What are you fucking twelve? Who chokes to death after a drink and a half?
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this is 100% thay bulsuit shit women do "concern trollig" fuck em just gonna mute him for being a blackpilling faggot
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nigger it is 34 degrees in my house riht nowsorru i am missing spaces and letters
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it was 18C 2 dsys ago...so I turned it off. you here to leavture me on how to heat my home because you didn't hey the response trying to paint me as a drunk at 6am on a sunday? at least let me drive down to detroit and meet up with @PraxisOfEvil ibefore you claim im drunk
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@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @Tony @nigger @Deplorable_Degenerate @shitpisscum @matty @graf @Mammal @FaggotTourney I object to that

I passed through Gab, and got bounced from Poast after getting into it with the mugichoids (which rationale I still don’t quite understand but okay the Poast mods can do what they want even if it’s ballwashing a bunch of screeching faggots), but I am from an older version of the Matrix and communicate where and when I can

although I’ve had my beef with Dread (and am blocked by him, BIG SURPRISE THERE, in many ways he is in fact a brittle faggot, lmao) he’s useful in this: his analysis of current events is better-then-average and his understanding of the drivers of current political motion are pretty damned good, and for that alone he’s worth listening to even if he’s not 100% correct and even if he’s pointlessly abrasive

Gab was useful, for a time, as a place where there was less faggotry; there have been other places that were useful for a time and have moved on, Fediverse will also be useful for a time and things will move past it as well (Nostr or something like it is the likely successor, since it by design neuters the ability of jannies to fuck with people)

as I told P awhile back, you’re in a political war whether you like it or not, and you don’t get to choose to not participate in it; if you elect to not participate, then you will simply participate as a victim, and that isn’t my doing - it’s simply the way the world works

like the man once said, you don’t go to war with the army you want, you go to war with the army you have, and the wardens of the Grey Iron Prison are still on the move and still lust after the destruction of Man; in fact, they never stopped

those of us on the opposing side have to make common cause; like a different man once said, we must hang together or we shall assuredly all hang separately

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@VaxxSabbath @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @Deplorable_Degenerate @FaggotTourney @Mammal @Tony @graf @matty @nigger @shitpisscum Graf runs poast like a personal fiefdom. Some Albanian tossed him a penny and now he's forever indebted to the mugishitskins.

As for Dredd he's nowhere near as intelligent as he thinks he is, but a complete paperskinned narcissist, he lacks the humility of a truly intelligent person. I've never hated him because why would I but one can imagine that his proclivity to block people would lead to complications in a real social setting.

Gab was good, technically the fedi is significantly better, however it lacks a unified vision, which is the real problem, and this leads to capricious moderation by admins who pour in their heartblood but can't deal with the bs and have no hope of making their money back. I hope this will sort itself out in time, you Americans do have a tendency of dealing with things in a decentralized manner.
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I actually don't thnk an albanian has ever given us a dime. We had the entire country blanket banned a long with azerbaijan two shithole countries with some of the highest chargeback rates in the world. unfortunately I cannot poll the date immediately, but if you give me a few hours I will present to you every single albanian, the daye and the amount they have donated to poast
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Just talked to graf on the phone, he sounds as sober as anyone could be, just genuinely exhausted from dealing with faggots it sounds like. Yea his keyboard is fucked but that's a known issue so if you're gonna dramanigger at least get your facts straight
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@ForbiddenDreamer @Tony @nigger @Deplorable_Degenerate @shitpisscum @matty @RatPoster @Robert_Edwardly @graf @Mammal @FaggotTourney @ceo_of_monoeye_dating if human concern is “dramaniggering”, fine, but that level of typo screams “most of a fifth of tequila down the hatch and another one loaded in the pipeline”, so I feel it’s a forgivable mistake

carry on

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As I mentioned in my previous poast his keyboard is fucked and after the shit it's caused him I don't blame him for not giving a fuck anymore. If you wanna go off on a man who's tired of dealing with technological issues nobody's going to stop you but it's actually pretty damn gay, just saying
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You are genuinely just being a nigger and I won't be engaging your garbage any more. Have a blessed Sunday.
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Dreamer, give Graf $20 of your stripper money to get a new keyboard.
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I actually have a ducky one 3 tkl I just need to swap some switches but well, i cant decide on what i want..................
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I'mm be stright up nigger i actually drink about 1/10th what I used to, if that. if you see me typoing or shit its because various reasons like earlier today some how my cell phone ot like warped? and I couldn't type out words unless I like half bent it in the shape of the word.

do not worry about me.when I need help I will ask for help. that also means please don't harass peeople or try to mansplain what you think you know about my life. there are genuine people on here, who have met m, been in my house. i am normal and fine well until me and dreamer get a little of that bowling in us
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I have a shit ton of old keyboards, but nothing that fancy. if I was up there in errand distance I'd run one over, but your current one seems to work okayish now that the hands have warmed up.
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I have a bunch of keyboards here, I just use them for different purposes. dreamer knows I have one that is 100% cast alumiunum so if somebody comes up behind you, you can literally kill them with i. highly recommend)
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this is probably sometrhing i would have not ever nown about you ever. a lot of people on here used to be reyarded ly stupid so i am trying my bes to be a lot more open and friendly with people who may not have been so nice in the past. whats your coute model? if you ay M1 without justifying im gonna know ur a puser
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Tentative nomination count:

9:
Aiden (Poast)

7:
M39 (DRC)

6:
CharlieBrownAu (Poast)
EdBoatConnoisseur (Poast)

5:
Pete (FSE)

4:
MK2 (FBE)
SMetzeler (Minds) !

3:
Ratposter (Poast) *T
Graf (Poast) *T

2:
sirrogueknight (NAS)
Jonny Fever (Annihilation.social)
Halo (Varis)
Soy_Magnus (DRC)
Tony (Clew)
Mint (Ryona.agency)
Pernia (cum.salon)
Matty (NCD)
Gay_Nigger (Poast)*
SuperSnekFriend (Poast)*
TrueMasterCole (Poast)*
bionicnigga (Poast)*
WoodshopHandman (Poast) *
LordMordred (Poast) *

1:
Maija (Tsundere) *T
Kensortium (abyss.cafe)
adam Curry (NAS) **
Tomato (Tsundere) *T
Soy_Magnus (DRC)
StarProphet (? Various)
NPC ([REDACTED])
FourOhLLC (pkteerium.xyz)
Azur_Fenix (DRC)
Rom13AncapHypoc
Armstrong (Tsundere) *T
tyler (NCD)
truthbait (NAS)
AngelCelt (Whinge.town)
Ree (SPW)
Lain (lain)
Trevor Goodchild (Poast) *
Suquili (Poast) *
GrungeQueef (Poast) *
nugger (Poast) *
sweetie_squad_liberator (Poast) *

*T - These users are tied for the fourth slot for their instance.
* - These users exceed the nominee cap for their instance.
** - I forgot where this user is actually from but it's not actually NAS so they don't count towards the cap.
! - This is particularly surprising.
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still uniroincally one of my favourite fedi friends im glad you're still here friend. we uniroinically need rees back too, man

I was sitting at my chair and i went to take a drink of water and i uelled out loud "who was that mother fucker that I used to get everybody to eat buldak! it was rees!

lets reignite buldak man I havent seen it for time local unless I go to the chinaman store where they follow you around unless you pick up pocaro sweat to walk around with
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Graf you fundamentally don't understand women quit pretending 😭 nigga just wants daughter wives and has twisted little fantasies about it. Why do you fixate on wanting a daughter specifically when you also have a thing for young girls degen? You also just manipulate women by lying about superficial shit well actually the scope of your whole life and downplay the extent to which you're a lolcow 🥲 also why do you lie about your involvement with Ariel or the bitchfits you threw over her simply going out or doing anything you didn't agree with? Doing drugs fell under that and you seem drunk and high right now 🥲 Ontario nigger is a hypocrite and in the cuck chair 🥹
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later retard
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Dread never blocked me. In fact he's been mostly cordial with me.

No, I don't think it is because of vagina. I know he blocked other women. animu_shrug
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I mean I at least tag it when I post pictures of what I'd like to do to you.
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@nigger @Tony @Deplorable_Degenerate @shitpisscum @Silverwolf @matty @graf @Mammal @FaggotTourney @ceo_of_monoeye_dating this isn't a cringe competition guys. or maybe it is. I guess I underestimated your cringe game. man I don't want to see this.
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It is the faggot thread and they aren't just a faggot, they're a nigger kike faggot.
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GM pmb
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Hungover. Otherwise ok. Just got done with a major conference of our people.
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Tony in here with the confidence of a man with no gag reflexes.
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@Twig @Derp Nominations require three, and exactly three, distinct valid entrants to be counted. Pick two more.
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@FaggotTourney I nominate Trevor Goodchild for opening the floodgates to the gab users who took over Poast and drove away most of its long time users. He also is a Warhammer 40gay enjoyer and a Vampire the Masquerade nigger. He acts like a gen X tough guy where he's all "I'll fuck you up motherfucker" but gets actually weepy and whiny if you say 40k or Pearl Jam suck.

Starprophet for constantly posting jailbait creepshots and then saying anyone who doesn't want him to continually do this on their servers it is a fed.

Lord_Mordred on Poast for posting futas and also 40k apologia
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ALRIGHT, FIRST OF ALL

I am still retardedly stupid and have no intention of changing.

Not so nice is fine, I am one of those guys that barely cares if I offend someone. I can't say I don't care at all, I have toned it down on occasion.

Sorry to disappoint but I am not a keyboard enthusiast, just a pack rat. A lot of old keyboards have one or two things wrong with them but still work so I hesitate to throw them away like a sane person. It has been a lifesaver a few times though when one actually did break completely. I wanted to just respond to this with "logitech K375s 🤓" but I decided to wait until I got home to look at them for you if it is your thing.

The logitech is a wireless one I use with my phone because I hate touch screens and if I am ever sitting in one place too long I can whip it out.

The one for the computer is a cooler master sgk-3040, wasn't sure so I wanted to make sure.

Old/broken ones are a Perrix Perriboard 512 (spilled sticky drink on it), Logitech Deluxe 250, Logitech K120, (both logitechs have keys that stick), Gateway 2000 that was white and is now yellow (some of the keys don't work)

I had two other keyboards but can't find them. I remembered giving one away just now, but the other was an IBM of some kind. meowShrug
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Graf was unimpressed with my pedistrian keyboards.
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@FaggotTourney Tentative nomination count:

6:
M_39 (DRC)

5:
CharlieBrownAu (Poast)

4:
MK2 (FBE)
EdBoatConnoisseur (Poast)
Pete (FSE)

2:
Halo (Varis)
Armstrong (? Arguably Tsundere)
Graf (Poast)
Matty (NCD)
AidenTTIerian (Poast)

1:
Creamqueen (Club Cyberia)
SuperSnekFriend (Poast) *
Kensortium (FSE)
Azur_Fenix (DRC)
Tomato (Tsundere)
SMetzeler (Minds)
Rom13AncapHypoc (FSE)
TrueMasterCole (Poast) *
Pernia (cum.salon)
Tyler (NCD)
GrungeQueef (Poast) *
WoodshopHandyman (Poast) *
RatPoster (Poast) *
Nugger (Poast) *
LordMordred (Poast) *
Maija (? Arguably Tsundere) *

Nominees marked with an asterisk are below the cutoff line due to instance representation capping.
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@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @FaggotTourney I guess my nominations for the tourney will be for next year I thought it would be funny if sweetie_squad_liquidator aidanttlerian and bionicnigga got nominated but atleast they didn't
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@Sternritter-C @ceo_of_monoeye_dating It looked like your original nomination only had two entrants.

Your post is a valid nomination, and it'll get counted officially.

CMD also missed a handful of other nominations, due to his account muting people.
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@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @FaggotTourney >6: M_39 (DRC)
I had no idea who that guy was and now I know why

I nominate: @AngelCelt
For his gay flags
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@FaggotTourney @Sternritter-C Basically I wanted to find out who the obvious frontrunners were and making a few mistakes is OK for that.

When the official tally is made, I'll bust out a spreadsheet and be a lot more careful about it.
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This is afterall very serious business.
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@Sternritter-C @ceo_of_monoeye_dating You get three and exactly three nominations. If you want to nominate subnetter you will have to decide to not nominate someone else who you'd already nominated (ideally you want to do this by replying to your last valid nomination, and say "I'd like to change my nomination to X,Y, and Z")
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