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freshman year of college my only female friend was an a vaishnavite indian girl. she showed me the little krishna cartoon which I believe is mostly based on the bhagavata purana. I would later show it to a fun transmasc who left fedi years back.
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Georgia are you reminded of the Indian girl you went to school with because you have diarrhea. You can be honest here
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@graf actually I was reminded because I was thinking about my friendship history and also because ive been looking at sanskrit names on my phone for like an hour. but if I had eaten indian food or mexican or sczhuechan my diarrhea would probably be worse.
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Get them probiotics girl
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@graf I need a fucking fecal transplant at this point (sounds grosser than it is)
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So..you want somebody to put the shit.... ...back? Into your body????
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@graf what they do is take a healthy persons shit, do science stuff with it, put it in a suppository, and stick it up my butt
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You can just use an enema bulb from someone else's toilet water if you're that desperate
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I'm fucking with you don't do this, I don't know for certain if you will get aids doing this
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She's doin this to me tonight btw
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@tyler @graf not AIDs but polio or cholera or something like that
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@tyler @graf lmao I spelt AIDS like the plural of AID
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That being said I wish all medication came in those extra large suppository form because there's nothing quite like having an ass constantly full of glycerin
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So you need me to eat a bunch of normal people food then shit into a centrifuge and crank it up to 11 and then stuff if in a vegetarian capsule. Okay I guess but you owe me I guess
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No, but i fantasize about it, so pretty much the same thing.

(Also on a real note, sometimes certain medicines upset my tummy so bad I'd rather just take it as a suppository)
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We are making fedi poop smoothie to restore this niggas gut microbiome
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This nigga asked her post pics of the diarrhea he is not free from sin
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@tyler @graf I have never taken a suppository or boofed anything. my butt is one-way
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This is the first time I've ever seen a woman use the term boof in my entire life btw
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I thought Georgia was just one of those nerd guys that fucked up his gut by taking too many antibiotics and a diet of white monster, beer, and Nathan's kosher hot dogs
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My sister has legit considered this, haha. I told her I'd be her shit donor if she'd like 💩🫶
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We've had 4 kids and when they're babies that's generally the safest way to give them medicine like ibuprofen and occasionally a glycerine one if they're constipated (today, actually!)
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@graf @tyler I learned the word from vriska lol
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Those dogs go tho ngl @f0x your thoughts on Nathan's famous Weiner?
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@tyler @satsuki @graf what fucked up my gut is for two years I was vegan, like 6 months vegetarian, another year pescatarian, and now I just dont eat beef. my body is mad I keep switching diets.
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Well fancy meeting you here Ms Botwin, i have need of you
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@tyler@nicecrew.digital @graf@poa.st @georgia@netzsphaere.xyz bro, this nigga needs major gut reconstitution from getting aids or something
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That'll do it

Good luck nigga
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@tyler@nicecrew.digital @graf@poa.st @georgia@netzsphaere.xyz I thought it was just aids. glad we have something more concrete
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I like to weigh in on health matters *cough cough* NERD pepe_nerd

I really do think I may have a mostly-enviable gut microbiome, though.
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Why are there only women online right now WHAT THE FUCK
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Goygirl is absolutely turdmogging the shitcels on fedi rn
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I was complimented once: "Do you really shit that fast & quietly? That's like a Navy SEAL skill... it can't be taught." 🫡
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Oh hell yeah

Madison might need a transplant from you too, it's like a battle in there for her, but it's probably just from holding in her farts all day.
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I didn't flex it. No way. People notice weird things.
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You speak so eloquently. Tell me more
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Jealous of her poopmaxxing, shitcel?
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Yo he caught you in 4k Georgia
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Was gonna say... if some can lament about shit-outs/diarrhea, I can talk about a good poop sesh, right?
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And with that, friends, goon night.
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@graf @GoyGirl @tyler I'm more jealous of her unfiltered rizz tbh.
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>Why are there only women online right now WHAT THE FUCK
Whoa. Tyler ironically just insinuated that he is a woman. Aargh!! Now he's got me trapped in this!
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Sometimes on a cold lonely night I slide into her DM and accuse her of things she has no control over. You've got to keep them on their toes
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Jokes aside (maybe) some friend gave me a phone # for a poop wizard lady... guess she tests your shit, literally.

I honestly do worry about my sis, hence black-market brown market dealer.
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Water kefir works pretty well for me, though I prefer actual milk kefir which is like yogurt. I tried the water one though because it was Lent; and it was also effective at gut biome restoration.

Kombucha works, too - but I don’t like it as much for reasons.

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I watched a movie once called Journey from planet sanity. This guy takes an old guy around the US to meet conspiracy theorists and a literal scatomancer. Somebody who reads your shit. Some people are wild
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...I wish you the best, though. Truly. Sorry for weird intrusiveness. Might happen again someday 😌​ Gn
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Scatomancer... wow, that sounds fancy.
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To me it sounds like a weird fecophilia cover
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Another new word to me. OMG, the can of worms... another terrifying thought aqua_cry
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Not joking. He even like smelled it and stuff
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Is that Bob Marley?? OMG, it's not even a jeet...
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It might be; could be from the South
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@georgia@netzsphaere.xyz @graf@poa.st Jordan Peterson got one of those and has been half dead for the past year from a sepsis outbreak.

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This was 2013. Everybody knows Indians didn't exist until 2019. That was the real covid
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No way lmfao
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@graf@poa.st @georgia@netzsphaere.xyz He's networked into these Hollywood doctors who are always sending them to Mexico and Russia for 20 unregulated experimental treatments at a time and giving them all sepsis, so to be fair to Mr Peterson, it might not have been the poop.

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Water kefir is 👌 Niggas never forget the power of a big ol' pile of kraut, either. Mmmm.​
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If You're gonna do that don't forget ramen with a bunch of kimchi
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What the hell
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I have to wonder why people like that go all-in for the Jews. It clearly doesn't get them anything of value.
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> vaishnavite
> bhagavata purana

How down bad were you for her that you actually learned what these things are?
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this is what washing your penis gets you
never wash
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@graf @GoyGirl @tyler I don't wanna know what my shit says about my future but I bet its similar to tasseography
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I miss good kombucha. I should have brought a dehydrated SCOBY with me here. The national fermented drink here is kvass. The kids love it, but I'm kinda meh on it.
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@graf @apollo ive had pysch meds give me crazy akithesia but it always stopped upon terminating the medication
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@apollo @georgia @graf remember to wash your penis - Jordan Peterson
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"what does this bowl of korma say about my future?"
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>Peterson is a yeti theory continues
What the hell... akkoAah
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My doctor randomly just started prescribing me a bunch of antidepressants because I told her I couldn't sleep so I've got all kinds of them but I ain't taking that shit no thank you. Amitriptyline actually works great but the problem is if I take it im dead to the world for no less than 12 hours and groggy as hell. Why do they try to prescribe antidepressants for everything? I just have insomnia give me the good good
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@graf@poa.st @georgia@netzsphaere.xyz About half of this is wrong, it comes from his daughter who believes every alt health conspiracy.

What actually happened is what I said. In addition to poop injections, he was also getting stem cell injections (Joe Rogan approved) from a guy who doesn't clean his needles or something because this dude has given other people sepsis before. Doctor YouTubers I've seen cover this say most likely he just fucked himself from the alt health lifestyle and worsened the old Benzo injury.

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Insomnia is no good. You should try some liver detox & certain herbs (no, not weed, but whatevs, lol) + glycine before bed 😊
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@tyler @georgia @GoyGirl @graf

I banned and reported them. Don't worry. They won't be online for long.

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Polfusilier sonnenrad windmill_of_friendship israel_burn 🇵🇸 🇮🇷 🇰🇵 🇨🇳

Have you tried melatonin?
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What’s that one that smells like feet ? Valerian ? Oh gosh I guess it works rather well, if one can stomach it

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No. No more suppliments. No more detoxes. No more chinese test chemicals. I need to tire myself out daily. I need to go to the local tavern and club a woman over the head and drag her home. It worked for my ancestors (neanderthals) it works for me
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Yeah about 5 years into the last 20
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you filled the prescriptions even tho you didn't intend to take them? why?
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Ugh, yes, valerian stinks 🤢 It does work good, though. Also passionflower, kava, ashwagandha...

There's a gal I'm paying to give me my genetic run-down on individual processing of catecholamines, & neurotransmitters, etc, so you can take the right basic supplements to aid your body best. Very interesting, but based on sound physiology 🤔
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have you seen what i did to france in a video g ame tho?
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They just fill them. At the time they didn't cost me so I didn't think anything about being like ummm please none of that because it didn't have that big of an impact on my life. I'm sorry I had health insurance and didn't say no 😔I've let you down again 😔😔
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even if you have health insurance in america like i do, you tend to have to fill prescription on your own some doctors don't evne have medications other than samples in their offices. the hospital will have meds and a pharamcy but i aint' been to ahospital in a while i dunno what they do, but my doctor is just like "here's a prescription"
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B-b-but... true. I used to be able to stay up til 3 AM (often). Now I'm toast at 11... 23. Tail end of dumb 'vid, though. Gn 😊😴
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Paradox sale on steam right now btw (I know you're just gonna pirate anyway)
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Well they typically hand me a sheet with whatever medications on them. So its one page. If it's multiple prescriptions (like I got a renewal for something else at the same time) then they just fill it all. You can ask them not to but it never really crossed my mind
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i already own all their games i'm gonna buy
i play them in mp so i bought them legit. and since i own them legit i just buy the dlcs whent hey come out to play in singleplayer when i feel like playing them, but i don't make a lot of game purchases in general cuz i'm trying to keep eating.
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Get. the cute girl with your fun admin charm 😀
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i had a doctor put me on blood pressure meds once, but i stopped taking them when they ran out and never saw him again, i aint' been back to the doctor in well it's closer to a decade than not, i just don't remember but it's like 2 towns over and i don't wanna travel that far to see them for one thing

i remember a long time ago the insurance company was giving people walmart giftcards to go see the doctor, my mom said "go get it" i was like "w/e i guess"
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Are you offering? We aren't getting any younger shooya
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Don't remind me 😢
I'm taken woman you anime elf dork. But you nice guy, there will be other nerdy woman.
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What if you made them yourself with your own ingredients? Not asking you to tell me why would you. I'm genuinely asking if one day you made them yourself, do you think you'd be okay with it?
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I had great results from zolpidem a few years back; but they only gave me two weeks’ worth 🙄

Prior to that though they tried to give me some weird tricyclic (not amitryptiline but something sort of like it). I tried one and it stuffed my nose bad for like six hours ! Like an allergy of something. But it was a hoop-jump before they’d hook me up.

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i had great results from exhaustion daily i've never taken sleep aids but i only go to sleep when i'm thoroughlky tired i can't even sleep if i'm not.
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Make the anime elf gf for you?
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Wait walmart gift cards to go to the doctor wtf lol
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i dunno, i thinkt hey were trying to get everyone mon the plan to get a checkup so they could have a baseline of how healfy they were or weren't
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anime graf mays 🛰️🪐

Edited yesterday
This is so fascinating to me

What about, pre cooked chicken breast they use at most restaurants. A lot of that shit comes from Sysco and it's all fucked with
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I use it but only in emergencies. I've heard if taken too often it can cause your body to stop producing it normally.
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Yeah that’s basically how I usually do it; it made sense at the time in that one instance to take something, but I can attest it’s probably for the better they only prescribed me two weeks‘ worth, as chemical dependency for sleep sounds extremely terrible

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Wet cereals? Oatmeal?
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I'm not sure if it will be the appropriate age by then but maybe with the gimp program I can create cute girl you can marry
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He's a pharmacological dumpster fire. Heavy drinker as a young man, ends up on benzo drugs, abruptly discontinues use of benzo drugs breaking his mind in the process, goes to experimental Russian doctors to repair the detox damage, gets the clot shot, ends up being a completely broken unit. Shocker.
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Coprophilia night on fedi.

Not found in the other fora
:footprints: :footprints: :footprints:
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@georgia @apollo @graf And now you are BLOCKED FOREVER!!! I BLOCK YOU I BLOCK YOU I BLOCK YOU!!!!!
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