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peanut butter and jelly sandwich is so cracked bro how have they not patched this
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@salt > she doesn't know about the fluffernutter nerf

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fluffernutter
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if you haven't had a pb&j in a while you're missing out 8 year olds are really onto something with this one
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@salt I can't recall ever having a pb&j in my life. I feel like I must have at some point when I was a kid but I don't remember it
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@nyx @salt I am partial to the fluffernutter
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@nyx @salt are you fucking serious 🤨 i still eat pb&j regularly. they're actually very nutritious and a very good poverty / laziness hack.
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@georgia @nyx @salt hot take maybe but fluffernutters and marshmallows in general are vile.
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@rowb1t @salt I'm gonna be real I posted this because I knew someone would have this sort of reaction. I am aware of the absurdity of this statement, however it is true to the best of my knowledge that I've never had a pb&j
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@rowb1t @nyx @salt also a vegan hack. when I was vegan at the mental hospital that and the vegetarian chili were like the only things I could/wanted to eat.
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@nyx @salt this is on the level of not being breastfed.
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@rowb1t @nyx @salt fluff has no gelatin in it so its vegetarian. ive always loved it...
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@rowb1t @nyx the flavor to effort ratio is unlike anything I've ever seen
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@salt @nyx especially once you start experimenting with other jams / jellies... peanut butter & strawberry jam is heavenly.
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@rowb1t @nyx @salt strawberry's pretty peak but have y'all tried peanut butter and apple butter ?
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@winter @nyx @rowb1t rn i have grape and apple. can confirm strawberry and apple are both peak, trying grape next
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@salt @winter @nyx my tier list:
> s: strawberry, blackberry
> a: plum, apple, raspberry
> b: grape, pineapple
> ...
> there is nothing below b. all pb&js are at least a b
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@winter @nyx @salt it's alright flavor-wise but the combined texture of the apple butter and peanut butter is too similar, there's no contrast.
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@rowb1t @salt I don't know for sure if I was or not but I don't think so
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@rowb1t @salt @winter I think I currently have both strawberry jelly and peanut butter in the house, however I don't have bread xf_trollcrazy
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@nyx @rowb1t @salt u r what u eat and in a pbj country of charlatans why would you ever wanna join them
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@hjh @rowb1t @salt if I am what I eat wouldn't that make me a long crab
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@nyx @rowb1t @salt ramen and peanut butter and humus sandwich wins every time
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@rowb1t @salt @winter stores are all closed unless I were to drive across town which I don't really wanna do right now >_<
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@nyx @salt this explains a lot xf_freudpalm
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@rowb1t @salt once again I was anticipating this response trollface
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@nyx @rowb1t @salt @winter PB&Js are littlespace food so im not suprised that the most mature person I know doesnt have any interest in eating it

"nooo you have to prepare and eat the toddlerkaf meal its so good lain_cry1 "

no.. I dont think I will gigachad
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@winter @rowb1t @salt lol I have flour and salt. I could make a flatbread
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@salt tfw I love peanut butter but hate jelly
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@nyx @rowb1t @salt Molly lactated when we first met and like only then and it's the only time ive ever tasted human boob milk in my life cuz i was a formula only infant x3
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@monkey @salt I basically refuse to eat couscous without putting a jam in it at this point
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@Erato_Heti @nyx @salt @winter counterpoint: if you follow through The Little Schemer it literally tells you to reward yourself with a pb&j in between chapters. pb&j are canonical to the Lisp mythos ) ( λ ) (

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@salt ive never enjoyed pb in my life, the taste sickens me

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@rowb1t @nyx @salt @winter if you listen to coding dev books for what food to treat yourself with. you already make a mistake.
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@rowb1t @nyx @salt @winter coders can barely be trusted in the best case scenario for how to code. why would i listen to them for food??
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@hjh @rowb1t @salt ngl I think it's kinda gross and weird that people do that as a seggs thing
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@nyx @salt I had to confirm what jelly is and the combination is fucking hideous, peanut butter was only good for getting isotretinoin better metabolized since I don't get enough fat from my usual meals

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@MossGrowsOnNormanRuins @salt it's deadass one of our worst inventions.
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@rowb1t @salt the idea of marshmallow cream makes me feel sick. Truky a cultureless godless land

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@salt @nyx ...I don't understand which part is bait

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@salt cant be that nice if noones falling for it pensivelowlight

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@salt @nyx Imagine disagreeing in the walls instead

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@hjh @rowb1t @salt it be like that sometimes, or even that only one of you wasn't expecting it darkness
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