I have not laughed this hard in a long-ass time

@Owl Why did you remind us lmaoooo

I have not cringed this hard since the creamqueen saga

Honestly fucking phenomenal. The entirety of Fedi fucking warned this retard.

Fucking THANK you. I know I even told him not to do this before Wiz's bitch ass defederated me.

And you know what's even worse? He's still engaging with the social climbing aspect of HAVING BEING FUCKING RAPED AND COMPARING IT TO HENTAI IN FRONT OF A BUNCH OF HENTAI GOONER FAGGOT IDIOTS. HOW FUCKING PERFORMATIVE IS THAT??

@Owl @Goalkeeper Did i miss something?

https://shitpost.cloud/@Owl/posts/B8BECJ57mUi2YHxSCm
https://shitpost.cloud/@Owl/posts/B8BEbQuLovpO42tqiW

We got a raped man over here.

@Owl @Goalkeeper @WhiteJihadJaws >he talked to his pastor about it

What? Creamqueen saga? Creamqueen's cool, drives a Viper and doesn't afraid of anything.

@Owl

there's two events, when he was e-dating Georgia (lesbian) and when the SS showed up to his house over that Joe Biden post he made

it's funnier in hindsight when he talked about the questions he was asked on mumble "Are you mentally ill"

"Yes"

"My girlfriend raped me"

OH NO! Won't someone help me? My bread is too buttery and my steak is too tender

@CobaltSasquatch @Goalkeeper @WhiteJihadJaws @Owl

THE FUCKIN CAT LMAAAAAAAAO

@Owl @CobaltSasquatch @Goalkeeper @WhiteJihadJaws it was not quite what I was looking for but it was too good not to post

@subnetter @Owl I was never attracted to him but i didnt have the heart to tell him for weeks. he just assumed we were dating because we hung out and cuddled. I need to stop cuddling men, they always catch feelings.

>It's not as hot as muh hentais
Yeah no shit retard. This is the kind of woman that will kill you for buying the wrong laundry detergent.

God I hope that happens.

I just imagine her as jaba the hutt with hot topic merch and him on a chain like Leyah without imagining what he looks like.

Indian.

You didn't have to add to the imagery. Saar no I dont want to do the slave outfit saar dont redeem.

I do wonder if on top of the self fellatio he degraded himself by saying do not redeem.

She gets off on raping jeets, he gets off on being a raped jeet.
The wheel turns, samsara burns.

The average jeet weights like 135. If she's the 300lb hambeast I think she is this probably happens regularly.

Man fell for the goth girl cheese and ended up trapped by the bpd spring loaded wire.

Sometimes you're the jeet, sometimes you're the cow.

Needs to be 200lbs heavier

I wanted to make the meme relatable for people who dont have a genetic predisposition to juggernaut themselves.

Fair dues.

I bet bpd stands for best pussy disorder

@Dudebro @Goalkeeper @Owl

@sapphire @CobaltSasquatch @Goalkeeper @WhiteJihadJaws @Owl not sure what this thread is, just popping in to say that image is vile

@sapphire @Owl @Goalkeeper Yeah. If it actually happened i think even a mentally ill retard would keep it to himself. Which is, you know the bare minimum of rationality to have in this kind of situation.

@WhiteJihadJaws @Goalkeeper @Owl whenever CMD talks about real life sex or his penis he’s doing a bit, he even writes like he’s doing a bit

guys please let me fuckin have this it's the funniest thing I've read all year

@Owl @Goalkeeper @sapphire It being bullshit doesn't make it any less funny imo. Dude probably has a humiliation fetish to boot either way

Yeah honestly the kind of comedic bits that you do tell a lot about you, even if they're not meant to be funny. This just reads like The Writer's Barely Disguised Sexual Fetish, and CMD has tons of those (this included, and we know this because he said those games are hot).

@Owl @Goalkeeper @WhiteJihadJaws I do not deny this logic I just deny that this particular man had this particular sex and then talked to his pastor about it

If I ever had sex (won't happen) nobody's going to know about it, I guarantee that much.

@Owl @Goalkeeper @WhiteJihadJaws I’ll know about it

Absofuckinglutely not I'd die of humiliation

@Owl @Goalkeeper @WhiteJihadJaws I’m going to leave the interpretation ominously vague

@georgia @Owl it was wild the way he would talk about it on mumble lmaooo

bro you literally can't be nice or too mean to men, they either get attached or turned on by women's disgust especially the autistic ones who rarely interact with human (3D) women

I also cuddle none of my guy friends, not just because I have a boyfriend but because most men are gross and stinky and I would never want a platonic friend to think they have a chance with me.

Also, that shit dykes do where they normalize being besties with their exes and/or having them in their lives after the fact is soooo toxic. Fuck that noise.

@bronze @CobaltSasquatch @Goalkeeper @WhiteJihadJaws @Owl @sapphire Cmd is crying he wants his virginity back once it gone it's gone the indonigger was warned not to have sex but did it. He fell for the good old goth thirst trap like he got raped by her so does he really need his man card. I always thought indonigger man are way more feminine than their female counterparts.

Ok I just actually caught up on what is happening and this is so gay it would have actually been less gay if he just fucked a dude

......stop that's so weird

@Owl @Goalkeeper @WhiteJihadJaws

@subnetter @Owl I do not want to know what he said about me on mumble...

@subnetter @Owl agree that men are stinky but I really like cuddles and women dont want to cuddle me

no seggs b4 marriage

CC: @Goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital @WhiteJihadJaws@poa.st @Owl@shitpost.cloud

@CobaltSasquatch @The_Vampire_Brigade @Goalkeeper @WhiteJihadJaws @Owl @sapphire he broke the rule
provide your protection, wear your protection and dispose your protection
ive been in this same situation (dont worry it wasnt rape because i liked it) and still managed to put a condom on
we're going to see a CMD baby momma arc, or a CMD aborted firstborn arc very soon
that is, if the child is even his and this bitch isnt trying to use her morning surprise as a way to get him to pay for chad's baby

@bronze @The_Vampire_Brigade @CobaltSasquatch @Goalkeeper @WhiteJihadJaws @Owl or if this crazy bpd bitch didn't just go sign up for a gangbang and throw away her BC to retroactively date it

@georgia @Owl @subnetter
it's surprising how many women don't understand this. I had to explicitly tell my friend that it was odd of her to want to sleep in my (very small) bed when she had no feelings for me at all.

@yakmacker @Owl @subnetter I just assumed that because I can cuddle with zero sexual or romantic feeling that they can too. although one time I asked a guy I was cuddling with (my childhood best friend) if it was sexual for him and he said kind of and I said "well it shouldnt be" I never learned anything from that it seems...

Wait stop there are people who think cuddling = sex/romance???????
Lmao holy shit

@Owl @georgia @subnetter yes, welcome to this world lmao

I'm staying inside.

@yakmacker @Owl @subnetter I still think it should take more than that to assume I'm dating someone but youre not wrong

@sapphire @The_Vampire_Brigade @CobaltSasquatch @Goalkeeper @WhiteJihadJaws @Owl
foids will do the most vile shit to their bodies then try to rope (you) into the mess
and she literally roped this guy by making him shoot ropes into her

He forgot the first rule. Whatever you do with a woman you have to do it through a hole in the sheet so God and the legal system can't see

@CobaltSasquatch @The_Vampire_Brigade @Goalkeeper @WhiteJihadJaws @Owl @sapphire what is this? mormon sex? do you need your friends to bounce at each end of the bed while you're "soaking"?

@bronze @The_Vampire_Brigade @CobaltSasquatch @Goalkeeper @WhiteJihadJaws @Owl yeah I need her bouncing and moaning on it (it is the edge of the bed while I blow out her sister)

Look goy, I don't make the rules I just find loopholes

A lot of women claim this but I've yet to see a single one of them not freak out if their boyfriend is cuddling with another woman. When its the boyfriend doing it suddenly its a problem. Maybe you don't but I've yet to see it survive a role reversal

>Women are inconsistent about dumb shit
amazing larrity you've discovered fire you're a genuine pythagoras

I know thank you

fucking damn it I meant prometheus

@CobaltSasquatch @georgia @Owl @subnetter @yakmacker https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TD1CNqghN7Q we've been over this before

@CobaltSasquatch @georgia @Owl @subnetter
Probably because they've come to realize what cuddling means to their man.

@yakmacker @CobaltSasquatch @Owl @subnetter yeah that seems like the reasonable takeaway

@Owl @georgia @subnetter @yakmacker > intimate physical contact
> Guys it's a silly joke haha jk unless
I shiggy diggy

>Cuddling
>Intimate physical contact
Jesus christ pwm can you stop being such a god damn virgin

@Owl @pwm @georgia @subnetter b-but we hugged, and my benis was so close to her coochie!

@Owl @georgia @subnetter @yakmacker if you can't do it in a McDonald's without it being weird, it's intimate.
You have to have something wrong with you to feel nothing when experiencing something like that (many people do but that doesn't make it normal)

my god even I cuddle ffs and I don't get all MMMMMM YES I AM FEELING SO SEXUAL RIGHT NOW or whatever you

sex having FAGGOT PERVERTS and WHORES do

god's sakes I thought I was fucked

YOU CAN CUDDLE ANYWHERE IT'S NOT WEIRD IT'S A BASIC HUMAN INTERACTION

GOD DAMN GUYS

@Owl @georgia @subnetter @yakmacker negative, ghost rider

@Owl @pwm @georgia @subnetter I mean I non-sexually cuddle with my gf all the time but I wouldn't do it with anyone else. It's intimate. Same way how we shower together frequently but we've never had shower sex.

dude you're starting to piss me o

no

it is a basic human interaction.
it is not weird to be human and show affection.

why am I explaining this.

I

I don't need to hear about the sex part ngl

@Owl @pwm @georgia @subnetter good thing I didn't mention a single time I had sex and I'm only talking about non-sexual things, then!

I don't need to think about shower sex or any other kind of sex we weren't discussing sex

@Owl @georgia @subnetter @yakmacker don't make me tap the sign
https://darkdork.dev/notice/B85fphvg8szfJbFzea

@Owl @pwm @georgia @subnetter

> don't get all MMMMMM YES I AM FEELING SO SEXUAL RIGHT NOW or whatever you

>sex having FAGGOT PERVERTS and WHORES do

darkdork........ or n*****nerd..... you decide.....

Look

I'm revoking my consent I'm drinking alright?

@georgia@netzsphaere.xyz plans on remaining a virgin until they're 30 so that they can become a wizard.

@Owl@shitpost.cloud @subnetter@shitposter.world @yakmacker@society.kalli.st

@Owl @georgia @subnetter @yakmacker my melanin content is NONE of your business, bigot

Yeah it is if I'm a racist it is????

@pwm @georgia @Owl @subnetter @yakmacker I wish I had melanin... Oh the things I could do with it...

@Owl @georgia @subnetter @yakmacker fuck you, crakkka

If you had melanin you'd just fall asleep

@Merc @pwm @georgia @Owl @subnetter

*remains in the sun for marginally longer without getting sunburned*

I knew it, I knew you were a God damn fucking black, you blacks just can't help yourselves, the mask is off

@yakmacker @pwm @georgia @Owl @subnetter blackulas get 15 seconds of fire resist

@Owl @georgia @subnetter @yakmacker yjj 💅🏿

Fuck you......... n*gger..............

@Owl @georgia @subnetter @yakmacker first of all, rude

My friends tell me I have a choleric disposition..........


I don't have friends........... liberal;.......

@Saorsa @Owl @yakmacker @subnetter can women be wizards?

they're called witches ladies let's keep up

Anyone can be a wizard when harnessing meme magic.

Just takes enough of the 'tism to do so.

@Owl@shitpost.cloud @georgia@netzsphaere.xyz

@Owl @pwm @georgia @subnetter @yakmacker

I mean yeah but also no. If you're a halfway attractive woman and you cuddle a straight guy there's a 99.9% chance it's going to be an at least somewhat erotic experience for him.

People generally understand this, which is why in almost any culture this would cause people to see the two as flirting or being romantically involved and give significance to the fact that they're cuddling.

Maybe there's an element of conditioning and it's not purely natural that men are this way. (Even if something has taken hold in 99% of human cultures, it could still be *not* natural. Prime example is agriculture.) But I'm inclined to believe that it's just a natural aspect of human male physiology.

Also nobody here defined "cuddling." Maybe different people include different levels of intimacy in the definition.