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Tony "Lemme Scrape" Bacon
Tony@clew.lol
based, these are only $50
This is what i look like in real life btw
This is what i look like in real life btw
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Grumblesock
Grumblesock@clew.lol
@Tony I went round to a friend's for tea the other day and was told 'you look like a skinhead'. I have a grade 2, that's a skinhead now. 😒
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Tony "Lemme Scrape" Bacon
Tony@clew.lol
@Grumblesock I shaved my head to like less than 1cm and I legit think i look like i could be in prison.
If i had tattoos - total skinhead look
If i had tattoos - total skinhead look
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Grumblesock
Grumblesock@clew.lol
@Tony Honesty I'm just a cheap skate and hate folk touching my head so I just clipper my own hair ever couple of weeks. I doubt I'll ever take a razor to it unless I start going bald. I'm not getting head tatts either.
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Tony "Lemme Scrape" Bacon
Tony@clew.lol
@Grumblesock same. I've been cutting my own hair my entire adult life.
I have gotten like 2 or 3 "professional" salon hair cuts over the years and it is legitimately nice. But aint no one got $70 for a hair cut...
Plus, you know, construction. I'm dirty all the time anyway so i don't see the point in fancy hair
I have gotten like 2 or 3 "professional" salon hair cuts over the years and it is legitimately nice. But aint no one got $70 for a hair cut...
Plus, you know, construction. I'm dirty all the time anyway so i don't see the point in fancy hair
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Grumblesock
Grumblesock@clew.lol
@Tony I either let mine grow out long or get fed up with that and hack it all off. I'm not pissing about with 'styles'. I let women have all of that stuff.
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Tony "Lemme Scrape" Bacon
Tony@clew.lol
@Grumblesock same.
Though half of me wants to let it grow again and go back to ponytail look.
I'd need to lose another 10-15lbs though. I feel like long hair only works if you're thin.
Though half of me wants to let it grow again and go back to ponytail look.
I'd need to lose another 10-15lbs though. I feel like long hair only works if you're thin.
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Grumblesock
Grumblesock@clew.lol
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Grumblesock
Grumblesock@clew.lol
@Tony I had shoulder blade length ringlets until last May. Women always wanted to touch it. IT's such a pain though, use 10X the shampoo in the shower, it's damp in winter until it dries. Too inefficient. I'll be keeping it close to the scalp until I'm buried, I reckon.
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Tony "Lemme Scrape" Bacon
Tony@clew.lol
@Grumblesock yah, long hair is a nightmare to care for. I always just put it in a pony and tucked it under my hat lol
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fknretardlol
fknretardlol@decayable.ink
lol.. i just let mine get way too shaggy , then talk myself into hooking up the Flow-Bee
guess we both are cheap :p
guess we both are cheap :p
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As a bald ma, there are some struggles to which I just cannot relate...
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Grumblesock
Grumblesock@clew.lol
@JedDrudge @Tony Your choices are narrow but easier for it, mate. Celebrate the simplicity of choice not the lack of it.
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Tony "Lemme Scrape" Bacon
Tony@clew.lol
@JedDrudge @Grumblesock Bald can be a badass look. Idk, lean into it. I think it's worse when guys try to like cover it up
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I was in the elevator with an older guy today. He had a bald head with multi tats. Looked really weird on an old guy. Head tats are just plain weird.
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Tony "Lemme Scrape" Bacon
Tony@clew.lol
@HockeyDoxie @Grumblesock don't lie, you were into it.
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@HockeyDoxie @Tony Yeah they look creepy on the face. head, neck and hands. If you can't cover them with a button down shirt then don't get one.
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@HockeyDoxie @Tony @JedDrudge And Trump has made the combover even more ridiculous, I never even thought such a thing possible but here we are. Just own it, nothing to be ashamed of but being ashamed of it, I think.
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Tony "Lemme Scrape" Bacon
Tony@clew.lol
@HockeyDoxie @Grumblesock I'm not either.
It seems wild to me that it's like impossible now days to find a woman without tattoos...
It seems wild to me that it's like impossible now days to find a woman without tattoos...
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For me, it's just mature acceptance... I'll always dislike it, but as with so much in life, it's just another marker of mortality...
(As a philosophical aside, I would bet that Christianity would never had become what it has become if Jesus were depicted as one who had experienced the agony of male pattern baldness in addition to the agony of the cross. The Danny DeVito effect might have applied)...
(As a philosophical aside, I would bet that Christianity would never had become what it has become if Jesus were depicted as one who had experienced the agony of male pattern baldness in addition to the agony of the cross. The Danny DeVito effect might have applied)...
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Grumblesock
Grumblesock@clew.lol
@Tony @HockeyDoxie They are out there, I know a few, but it is only a few. Even grandmas are getting them these days and it's fucking awful.
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There was a local Congressman that was in office forever. He was bald on top but tried to cover it with hair combed from the side and swirled on top of his head. Truly ridiculous.
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Tony "Lemme Scrape" Bacon
Tony@clew.lol
@HockeyDoxie @Grumblesock @JedDrudge my uncle used to do that. Was hilarious. Honestly you couldn't tell how bald he was unless you knew...or there was wind
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NEVER... EVER...EVER...
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Grumblesock
Grumblesock@clew.lol
@JedDrudge @Tony I'll admit I never though about it so deeply beyond 'it's not worth worrying about I've got to much shit to do and too many to look after'. Fretting about such things is a luxury.
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Grumblesock
Grumblesock@clew.lol
@Tony @JedDrudge Insecurity is never a good look. My dad always said if you're fretting about the size of your willy or going bald you are fortunate as you don't have enough actual problems to worry about. The man was right.
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Damn, I wish I could find something I DIDN'T worry about...
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Good. You're a handsome man.
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It wasn't me - my comb-over covers my head tats.
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🧯Billy Hughes
Billy_Hughes@nicecrew.digital
$20 once a month. Vietnamese salon, used to cost only $10
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Grumblesock
Grumblesock@clew.lol
@JedDrudge @Tony Save your concern for stuff you might actually change, mate.
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I am actually pretty damned OK, but thank you for your concern...
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Grumblesock
Grumblesock@clew.lol
@JedDrudge @Tony There's plenty worth worrying about. I just find more and more these days I look at these things that worry so many and wonder why they've found that particular issue so worrisome.
'Oh no I'm going bald, I must have a hair system in place that cost thousands' or 'my dick is short I'll have fat sucked out of my arse and injected into my wang' or 'too short I'll have my legs broken to gain 5mm of height'. It sounds exhausting when we've got work aplenty to crack on with.
'Oh no I'm going bald, I must have a hair system in place that cost thousands' or 'my dick is short I'll have fat sucked out of my arse and injected into my wang' or 'too short I'll have my legs broken to gain 5mm of height'. It sounds exhausting when we've got work aplenty to crack on with.
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I'm pretty friggin' tall, so that kind of balances my petty, nonsensical personal inadequacy worrying inclinations... It's a big, busy world out there...
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Tony "Lemme Scrape" Bacon
Tony@clew.lol
@JedDrudge @Grumblesock When you're a short king, these things matter more...
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@JedDrudge @Tony I'm of average height, and average proportions everywhere but my arms (freakishly long by proportionate primate standards) and I have more to look at and do outside of myself that time to sit and fret about stuff is a rare commodity, and Ill use that time making food or scarves, walking the beach or caring for animals or just playing the occasional video game.
Free time is a good thing if it's spent well, otherwise it's all too easily turned to self destructive ends, I've found.
Free time is a good thing if it's spent well, otherwise it's all too easily turned to self destructive ends, I've found.
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Lots of information saturation experience usually keeps me pretty distracted from too much reflection on my physical aspects, but when they're there they're there
>throws in their for good measure...
It'a a damned big universe...
>throws in their for good measure...
It'a a damned big universe...
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Big Bird Phoenix ☦️
BowsacNoodle@poa.st
@HockeyDoxie @Grumblesock @Tony If I was bald I would simply tattoo hair onto my head.
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Jed Drudge
JedDrudge@nicecrew.digital
Well, when guys shorter than me mocked me for being bald, I replied: "I can always wear a hat, but you can't always wear stilts"... So, I'd rather be bald than short, but I can't really understand the travails a short man might experience. To be both might lead to being catastrophically philosophical...
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Tony "Lemme Scrape" Bacon
Tony@clew.lol
@JedDrudge @Grumblesock idk, i'm 5' 7" 3/4" so shorter than most men, but taller/as tall as most women.
I've never had too much of an issue with it. Anytime anyone makes fun of me I just ask them if they like getting stuff out from under the sink.
lol
I've never had too much of an issue with it. Anytime anyone makes fun of me I just ask them if they like getting stuff out from under the sink.
lol
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Grumblesock
Grumblesock@clew.lol
@Tony @JedDrudge I'm a little taller at 5'11 but can get in under the sink just fine and also managed to head butt a car as I was getting in it just the other day.
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Jed Drudge
JedDrudge@nicecrew.digital
>Bumps head and swears on any form of public transportation...
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Tony "Lemme Scrape" Bacon
Tony@clew.lol
@JedDrudge @Grumblesock > fits comfortably on all transportation and has leg room on planes
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6'4", So pretty tall, but not freakishly so...
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Tony "Lemme Scrape" Bacon
Tony@clew.lol
@JedDrudge @Grumblesock Do you have neck/knee issues yet? my step dad is 6' 4" and had to get some disks in his neck replaced because of all the hunching over
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Grumblesock
Grumblesock@clew.lol
@Tony @JedDrudge I have neck problems, herniated disc and I'm about the mid range height between the two of you. That's from hunching over bathtubs dyeing fabrics for 20+ years.
I should really get a proper work station made but am too poor to do so.
I should really get a proper work station made but am too poor to do so.
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Tony "Lemme Scrape" Bacon
Tony@clew.lol
@JedDrudge @Grumblesock But god forbid i date a girl who wants to wear heels...
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Grumblesock
Grumblesock@clew.lol
@JedDrudge @Tony That's pretty tall, dude. Not freakshow tall but enough to make me nervous in the same room if you didn't sit down. 
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I have messed-up (shredded) discs , chronic, back, neck, ass, knee, foot pain, Also too poor to get the Swiss blood transfusions that might offer relief... 😩
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Tony "Lemme Scrape" Bacon
Tony@clew.lol
@JedDrudge @Grumblesock
It is rough to walk around with a woman who is taller than you...
That is my one cut off...can't date women taller than me
It is rough to walk around with a woman who is taller than you...
That is my one cut off...can't date women taller than me
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Tony "Lemme Scrape" Bacon
Tony@clew.lol
@JedDrudge @Grumblesock I've known some dudes who are like 5' 3" and that must be ROUGH - the one I knew was a competitive body builder in his early twenties so he had a lot of confidence and the other one was super insecure...but he was like 5' 4" and like 130lbs
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I feel like a toddler around anyone over 6'
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KosherWalkInOven@nicecrew.digital
KosherWalkInOven@nicecrew.digital
Stenosis of the L4 and L5. Radiates nerve pain from my lower back all the way down to just above my knees. $150 inversion table makes a world of difference, or walk laps in a pool.
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Tony "Lemme Scrape" Bacon
Tony@clew.lol
@KosherWalkInOven @Grumblesock @JedDrudge inversion table - is that one of those things that flips you upside down?
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Grumblesock
Grumblesock@clew.lol
@Tony @JedDrudge I once dated a lass who was 6.5. She is now a weather girl/woman here in the UK. I always felt conspicuous when out and about with her but it didn't really change anything other than her stooping for kisses.
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Tony "Lemme Scrape" Bacon
Tony@clew.lol
@Grumblesock @JedDrudge how did she feel about being 6' 5?
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Wait, you can get these procedures done?!?
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Since at least 1939:
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Damn I failed to research.. Duly noted... Thanks...
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@JedDrudge @Tony @paula8 The fags are everywhere on fedi, we should give them a badge, some pink star or yellow triangle or something, so that they may be known. 
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The book-burning enreasoning...
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@Tony @JedDrudge She liked wearing heels too so yeah, she seemed even taller tbh.
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Jed Drudge
JedDrudge@nicecrew.digital
They are good, but it would be best to get an expensive one that locks at the ankles... (Didn't get an expensive one that locks at the ankles)...
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KosherWalkInOven@nicecrew.digital
KosherWalkInOven@nicecrew.digital
Mine has the ankle straps and locks. Very secure, but can dig into your ankles at times.
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Jed Drudge
JedDrudge@nicecrew.digital
No, but I have to use my ankle and leg strength to hold myself in a position that actually stretches my spine, rather than just hanging upside-down like a goth bat in a club...
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Tony "Lemme Scrape" Bacon
Tony@clew.lol
@JedDrudge @Grumblesock @KosherWalkInOven does it actually stretch you out that much? I mean i've seen the infomercials...
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Well, just check my typical interactions... 😏
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Grumblesock
Grumblesock@clew.lol
@Tony I let mine down and only tied it back when working. Like I said women love my hair and I'm just vain enough to allow fawning over it. 
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