@Shadowbroker2135 okay but my AI has been generating waifus with smaller boobs, still suits ubel ngl

@graf I love Ubel whether she's an A, B, or C, cup.

@Shadowbroker2135 A-B is peak female form ngl

@graf @Shadowbroker2135 D women are alright

@graf B is perfect for cupping.

@Shadowbroker2135 @graf

@graf @Shadowbroker2135 can I use your phone too have sex?

@graf @Shadowbroker2135 it’s your phone.

@Jonny @Shadowbroker2135 Women hate to know a man is using a phone another man bought. You should stop posting about it if you want to get the hot tub bitches on your dick brother

@graf @Shadowbroker2135 if I come back too America, it means that I’m killing all of you.

good luck GRAF.

@Jonny @Shadowbroker2135 By the time you arrive I won't be in the US. It's simple. I just deek you out every time you try to kill me because you are too slow and unstable due to many years of alcohol abuse

@graf @Jonny @Shadowbroker2135 women don't like people who don't love them either

@Ree @Jonny @Shadowbroker2135 Yes they do. Women are the #1 lovers of people who literally hate them. Are you retarded?

@graf @Jonny @Shadowbroker2135 graf the aikido master vs Jonny the drunk (2026, colorized (Jonny finally lost his hair))

@graf @Ree @Jonny @Shadowbroker2135 straight women* but that's because all straight women and 99% of straight men are retarded

@graf @Shadowbroker2135 you type less 40 words per minute

you are gay AF.

@Jonny @Shadowbroker2135 I type a whole lot more than 40 words per minute. You're the gayest retard nigger I have ever seen

@vriska @Ree @Jonny @Shadowbroker2135 Listen speed weed, everybody in this thread is straight we don't need the gay angle in this rn. Women are fucking retarded gay or straight btw

@graf @Jonny @Shadowbroker2135 @Ree men are too

@graf @vriska @Jonny @Shadowbroker2135 I think I outrank women in retardedness. They know a lot more then me

@vriska @Jonny @Shadowbroker2135 @Ree They can be when they are influenced by retarded women (pussy vision is real btw)

@graf @vriska @Jonny @Shadowbroker2135 you know what they say men can only think with their penis and want to fuck everything. But humans are monsters

@graf @Jonny @Shadowbroker2135 @Ree sounds like a hetero issue

@graf @vriska @Ree @Shadowbroker2135 cute, retard
I don’t smoke weed.
or what ever you kids do.

Graf, please PLEASE don’t do the jew stuff.

@Jonny @vriska @Ree @Shadowbroker2135 what is the jew stuff

@graf @vriska @Jonny @Shadowbroker2135 I guess have sex and bare children

@graf @Jonny @Shadowbroker2135 @Ree i think we can both agree jonny is the biggest retard

@vriska @graf @Jonny @Shadowbroker2135 jew stuff I think he means gay stuff

@vriska @Jonny @Shadowbroker2135 @Ree On poast his badge on his profile says Captain Morgan

@graf @vriska @Ree @Shadowbroker2135 if I wake up one day and have too hurt people…

I hurt everybody.

@Jonny @vriska @Ree @Shadowbroker2135 You haven't hurt anybody in 20 years except your mom bro

@Jonny @vriska @Shadowbroker2135 @graf you can't hurt me because you're just a talking bot on a screen

@graf @Jonny @Shadowbroker2135 @Ree you are just agreeing with me brother

@graf @vriska @Ree @Shadowbroker2135 It's a failure to eat bacon cheeseburgers. I am pretty sure brisket poutine counts mostly so I can verify you are not doing that.

@p @Shadowbroker2135 @graf @Ree pete has become muslim

@vriska @p @Shadowbroker2135 @Ree I have fed pete some insane foods over the last couple years. the brisket poutine he's talking about we got at the shittiest dive bar in toronto. the only one still serving past like 3am and I bet he has dreams about it

@graf @p @Shadowbroker2135 @Ree if only he had released revolver 4 years ago... we could still save him...

@graf @p @vriska @Shadowbroker2135 I never had poutine and probably never will

@graf @p @Shadowbroker2135 @Ree (still love you pete just talking shit

@vriska @p @Shadowbroker2135 @Ree Once he releases it he ceases to exist because he no longer has a purpose. You don't wan't that. Anti revolver release. Pro revolver development

@vriska @graf @p @Shadowbroker2135 get in the delorian petety boy.

@vriska @Shadowbroker2135 @graf @Ree Muslims also can't eat bacon cheeseburgers. (Turkey bacon is not bacon.) Also Sikhs, which you wouldn't expect because they are cool except the vegetarianism. Also Hindus and Buddhists. Bacon cheeseburgers can be enjoyed only by s, s, and s.

@graf @Jonny @Shadowbroker2135 Graf is poasting over 1000 slurs a minute tonight from what I see! He’s on a role!

@PankoPoster @Jonny @Shadowbroker2135 Give me the cutest panko clip you got nigger

@p @vriska @Shadowbroker2135 @graf do you get your 69 virgins in heaven

@graf @vriska @Shadowbroker2135 @Ree It was fucking amazing.

@graf @PankoPoster @Shadowbroker2135 hmm?
do you want death tonight?

@Jonny @PankoPoster @Shadowbroker2135 Yeah actually. Murder me noballs

@graf @PankoPoster @Shadowbroker2135 I got you. nigger.

@Jonny @PankoPoster @Shadowbroker2135 if I wake up tomorrow I'm sicking my attack dog @putrid on you

@vriska @graf @Shadowbroker2135 @Ree
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@graf @vriska @Shadowbroker2135 @Ree Well, once it is released, I will be drone-struck immediately so there have to be parallel implementations. I have to at least ensure that.

@graf @PankoPoster @Shadowbroker2135 @putrid you will die a virgin.

@p @Shadowbroker2135 @graf @Ree sorry im too good at sports and talking to women to understand this joke ;)

@Ree @vriska @Shadowbroker2135 @graf
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@graf @Jonny @PankoPoster @Shadowbroker2135 @putrid What time waking up tomorrow would be a safe harbor from retaliation?
You gotta give a way out or they fight even harder

@LordOfTheKangs @Jonny @PankoPoster @Shadowbroker2135 @putrid I gotta be out the door by about 8AM EST 7AM CST

@p @vriska @Shadowbroker2135 @graf I would enjoy hell to much

@Ree @Shadowbroker2135 @graf @vriska I eat a bacon cheeseburger, I can't get into any of those heavens. I'm an American.

@graf @Shadowbroker2135 She's just evil enough to pull off being a flattie

@DEERBLOOD @Shadowbroker2135 ngl my AI started generating flat ubels and I am fine with it

@vriska @Shadowbroker2135 @graf @Ree I have talked to many women and I am only bad at ball-sports. In boxing and kickboxing and Muay Thai, it is strictly forbidden to kick any balls.
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@p @vriska @Shadowbroker2135 @graf they would have to build a new layer for me and call it the gay stupid idiot layer

@graf @Jonny @Shadowbroker2135 panko makes breakfast

@PankoPoster @Jonny @Shadowbroker2135 >she's wearing the nitrile black mechanics gloves so nobody can copy her fingerprints
thats so fucking funny

@Ree @Shadowbroker2135 @graf @vriska I have something for that:
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@p @Shadowbroker2135 @graf @Ree let's have a BJJ match

@graf @Jonny @PankoPoster @Shadowbroker2135 @putrid 4am Hawaii time. Be gone.

@LordOfTheKangs @graf @PankoPoster @Shadowbroker2135 @putrid are you a dude?

@Jonny @LordOfTheKangs @PankoPoster @Shadowbroker2135 @putrid Don't worry about him you said you were going to kill me

@Ree @Shadowbroker2135 @graf @vriska Do they have layers?
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@graf @PankoPoster @Shadowbroker2135 Hmm?
What’s so fucking funny?

@Jonny @PankoPoster @Shadowbroker2135 you want to kill me you have to go through @putrid thats whats funny

@p @vriska @Shadowbroker2135 @graf I suck at sports but I would enjoy if women played with me. But I'm to dumb to get social cues and talking to them is confusing.

@graf @PankoPoster @Shadowbroker2135 @putrid how about you FUCK OFF.

@Jonny @PankoPoster @Shadowbroker2135 @putrid are you afraid of a tiny woman?

@p @vriska @Shadowbroker2135 @graf didn't hell have a layer for non believers than one for greed and so on

@graf @PankoPoster @Shadowbroker2135 @putrid I bet that you can’t cook FOR SHIT.

@Jonny @PankoPoster @Shadowbroker2135 @putrid Nigger I just spent over an hour pressing ricotta, spinach, basil and garlic into ravioli. They're resting with an oil coting right now and in about 15 mins I'm going to start cooking them. Serving them with flat iron steak I'm grilling. When was the last time you cooked yourself something that didnt come from a box?

@vriska @Shadowbroker2135 @graf @Ree No, that is a sport that features balls predominantly.

> It is 2 a.m.
> Pete is working late.
> Pete goes to the break room.
> There is a UFC thing on the screen.
> Pete sits down to watch that a while before returning to work.
> Manager of different team comes through.
> This guy is gay but the middle-aged-slacks-and-khakis-in-Pasadena kind.
> He gets a coffee.
> He sees what I am watching.
> "I never understood why straight men watch this."

He is correct about hug-fighting. The "north-south position" is referred to by a number everywhere else on earth.

@p @vriska @Shadowbroker2135 @Ree Thank you for reminding me I have to mount a TV in the kitchen so we can have a livestream of the federated timeline (or videos/recipes) while in kitchen cooking

@p @Shadowbroker2135 @graf @Ree posts that make me know for sure I would beat your ass tbh

@Ree @Shadowbroker2135 @graf @vriska
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@Ree @Shadowbroker2135 @graf @vriska That was Dante's version but it was mostly political satire. The virtuous pagans were in the chill hell outside, then the ninth circle was for traitors and it had a three-headed Satan who was eternally chewing Brutus and Judas Iscariot and crying forever.

@p @vriska @Shadowbroker2135 @graf I looking for goblins because shorties are cute

@graf @PankoPoster @Shadowbroker2135 @putrid I make the best beef stew. period
I make the best beef stew. your mo
I make the best beef stew.

@Jonny @PankoPoster @Shadowbroker2135 @putrid You don't make the best anything jonny. You come on here and argue people then stroll down to the waikiki food truck thing to harass people and buy food. When was the last time you cooked *anything* and be honest because I will ask your neighbors because they will know based on how much you are yelling

@graf @vriska @Shadowbroker2135 @Ree This is excellent plan and please also incorporate a grafskitchen @ poast account that is a speech-to-text bot running on a Pi in your kitchen. (This is a thing you can do what that Radxa Rock5! It's a beefy lil fucker. I am using it as my main desktop for current situation.) The bot just posts, unattributed, all of the things said in the kitchen while it is running. For bonus points, make it extremely shitty mic and terrible bot. I will help with this if we can make it a reality.

@p @Shadowbroker2135 @graf @Ree does anyone in this thread smoke weed

@p @vriska @Shadowbroker2135 @Ree Yeah I can but it will just be dramaniggers streaming shitty things to say to me 99.9999999995% of the time

@vriska @Shadowbroker2135 @graf @Ree I will literally fight anyone but I should warn you that I am a mountain of a man.

@graf @PankoPoster @Shadowbroker2135 @putrid Trump is gonna kill you.

@Jonny @PankoPoster @Shadowbroker2135 @putrid He's going to have to find me in Alabama

@p @Shadowbroker2135 @graf @Ree my actual bjj background plus my love for pro wrestling heels makes me impervious to losing. ric flair wishes he was me hehe

@Ree @Shadowbroker2135 @graf @vriska
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@p @Ree @vriska @Shadowbroker2135 pete your media is still absolutely fucking broken until like 4 hours after you post it. just let me run a media server for you man

@graf @vriska @Ree @Shadowbroker2135 cute.

@graf @vriska @Ree @Shadowbroker2135 murder.

@Jonny @vriska @Ree @Shadowbroker2135 maybe learn a new word buddy

@graf @vriska @Ree @Shadowbroker2135 i know all the words, retard.

@Jonny @vriska @Ree @Shadowbroker2135 Prove it. Type every word known to man. If you can't you need to use the phone I bought you to stream your suicide on nicecrew.tv

@vriska @Shadowbroker2135 @graf @Ree I don't. I actually quit when I was 17 because it made programming harder.

@graf @p @vriska @Shadowbroker2135 @Ree perhaps you are on the poop list
His works okay for me on my whack ass cell connection

@graf @vriska @Shadowbroker2135 @Ree Nah, nah, other way around: person in the kitchen speaking, it goes into the bot, the bot turns it into text, then the bot posts the text.

@p @vriska @Shadowbroker2135 @Ree oh yeah im fine with that some of the funniest shit I've ever heard in my life happened in my kitchen

@p @vriska @Shadowbroker2135 @graf @Ree this would be funny and is therefore the righteous course of action

@p @Shadowbroker2135 @graf @Ree skill issue tbh but the only reason weed makes me better at things is because I'm autistic lmao

@Jonny @graf @Shadowbroker2135 @Ree name five words

@p @vriska @Shadowbroker2135 @graf

@vriska @p @Shadowbroker2135 @graf @Ree youre also good at doing drugs, some people aren't

@graf @p @vriska @Shadowbroker2135 @Ree like tinker bell, he does if you don't believe

@vriska @p @Shadowbroker2135 @graf

@vriska @Shadowbroker2135 @graf @Ree

> my actual bjj background

I am a mountain of a man and spent enough time kickboxing that I've got terrible ugly calcium deposits in lieu of knuckles. I don't mind losing, I just like fighting.

@graf @Shadowbroker2135 I am a man from the 80s.

your cartoon titty/booby pictures don’t phase me.
I will fuck your mom.

@Jonny @Shadowbroker2135 I was born in 1986. Immediately out of the womb I kickflipped time to reverse it so I could go back in time to impregnate your mom just so you could be born and 40 years later I could call you a fucking nigger on a website you have to have brain damage to use

@p @vriska @Shadowbroker2135 @graf @Ree

Motherfuckin’ oregano

@Jonny @Shadowbroker2135 Tell her I'm not impressed by her weird sidewinder jew tits and log out

@Leyonhjelm @Ree @Shadowbroker2135 @graf @vriska

Motherfuckin' oregano!
Muffin kremlin go go go.

@georgia @vriska @p @Shadowbroker2135 @Ree Only drugs I'm involved with is mushrooms, alcohol and God

@graf @p @vriska @Shadowbroker2135 @Ree the bliss of God is incomparable indeed

@graf @Ree @vriska @Shadowbroker2135 If you wanna toss me another box, it will probably make it easier, but it shouldn't be broken so much, like, I foiled the scraper. Just I have been shitting a lot of files at it recently.
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@graf @p @vriska @Shadowbroker2135 @Ree I might watch the shit out of some graf cooking show, ngl

@graf @p @vriska @georgia @Shadowbroker2135 @Ree psychedelics, alcohol, and God are based as hell

@p @vriska @Shadowbroker2135 @Ree yeah send me a text or on irc what you want and ill check my inventory

@p @Shadowbroker2135 @graf @Ree you dont mind losing until i pull the eddie guerrero chair spot on you hehe

but yeah same

all of my childhood fighting was against my 6'3" 350 lb brother i just like it

I quit after college. Now I just pop uppers like a real adult.

@georgia @p @vriska @Shadowbroker2135 @Ree Lorazepam helps

@vriska @p @Shadowbroker2135 @graf wow he's 100 more lbs than me

@pwm @graf @Ree @Shadowbroker2135 @vriska The bot did get overzealous before I figured out how to kill the scraper (I ended up just taking advantage of the fact that he uses a million proxies). I unfucked some of the bot stuff.

Anyone that has trouble seeing it, please DM your IP or media proxy (or just send all the media.fse traffic through Tor, Tor still works) or do something that makes you have a different IP. I have whitelisted some people's IPs when clearing it didn't work; UA helps because it was doing UA-based murder before.

@Humpleupagus @p @vriska @georgia @Shadowbroker2135 @Ree I cant because I get insane anxiety from alcohol abuse so I stick to downers sorry boss

@graf @vriska @Shadowbroker2135 @Ree It was difficult being unable to post because of raw-meat-hands. This solves that problem.

@pwm @Ree @Shadowbroker2135 @graf @vriska IDIFTL

@vriska @Shadowbroker2135 @graf @Ree The only person I know that writes better code when on the Devil's Cabbage is not autistic.

@graf @Jonny @PankoPoster @Shadowbroker2135 i like to cook too. when we get MARRIED ariel papa can loan us a bunch of deer and elk meat

@putrid @Jonny @PankoPoster @Shadowbroker2135 what do you mean loan

I haven't drank since college either. I'm just tired, boss. I need something to keep me going. 50mg ephedrine and 500mg caffeine is how I start my day.

@Humpleupagus @p @vriska @georgia @Shadowbroker2135 @Ree I take benzos to stave off the anxiety attacks so I am artificially tired. We can't win unless we are speedballing brother ngl

@georgia @vriska @Ree @Shadowbroker2135 @graf Ahem. I am very good at drugs.

@p @georgia @vriska @Shadowbroker2135 @Ree I got nearly 2oz of mushrooms brother lets go find IRL oblivion gates and then grill what we find

@Cocoa @graf @Ree @Shadowbroker2135 @georgia @vriska Also uppers.

@graf @vriska @Shadowbroker2135 @Ree

@graf @Humpleupagus @p @vriska @georgia @Shadowbroker2135 @Ree awww you’re learning from me

@p @vriska @Cocoa @georgia @Shadowbroker2135 @graf @Ree globohomo fears the methamphetamine fueled white man and thus pushes goynip at every turn

@Ree @Shadowbroker2135 @graf @vriska
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@pwm @p @Cocoa @georgia @Shadowbroker2135 @graf @Ree meds

@p @georgia @Shadowbroker2135 @graf @Ree i bet youve never even done 10x the max recommended dose of designer PCP at a junior hockey game

@p @Shadowbroker2135 @graf @Ree i dont write code at all but i did write my critically acclaimed and well-selling novel in 10 days on weed and not sleeping!

@pwm @p @vriska @Cocoa @georgia @Shadowbroker2135 @graf @Ree Notice how they never push hashish, they fear the creation of an alawi caliphate

@syzygy @pwm @p @vriska @Cocoa @georgia @Shadowbroker2135 @Ree Hash always put me to sleep. I dunno anybody who uses it for anything other than to slow themselves down from uppers (caffeine, etc)

@graf @syzygy @pwm @p @Cocoa @georgia @Shadowbroker2135 @Ree I'm so glad my brain is broken in the way that I can smoke wax and it makes me literally better at everything

more people should have 8 concussions and autism

@vriska @p @Cocoa @georgia @Shadowbroker2135 @graf @Ree

@vriska @p @Shadowbroker2135 @graf @Ree omfg twin ur so cool and interesting 😻

@syzygy @p @graf @Shadowbroker2135 @Ree I sure am and I'm glad you realize it. welcome to vriskamania

@vriska @Shadowbroker2135 @graf @Ree

> you dont mind losing until i pull the eddie guerrero chair spot on you hehe



That was my main issue trying to use SPW. They had a but it was the Incredible Hulk done up in "Mutant Standard Emoji" style and it wasn't even General Timothy Traister (voiced by the impossibly great Toby Huss), it was just the Marvel one. Pic related.

> all of my childhood fighting was against my 6'3" 350 lb brother i just like it

The best possible MMA guy is Butterbean.

I saw him at PrideFC in Vegas, the first time Pride was in the US (and thus my Japanese friend from the kickboxing gym was extremely excited and wanted to go so I went). There were ten minutes of "No I will beat *him* up!" on the giant screens over the ring and then the actual fight was a KO in under 30 seconds. Butterbean just loves fighting, it's not even his day job, he runs a barbecue pit in Alabama. It's just a really fat pasty honkey that loves hitting motherfuckers. His face is pure joy when he fights.
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@p @Shadowbroker2135 @graf @Ree i can always tell a non wrestling fan from a wrestling fan by how they view jabroni grasshopper dick compulsive liar hulk hogan ;)

@graf @Humpleupagus @vriska @georgia @Shadowbroker2135 @Ree Benzos are fun. I don't slow down, I just don't feel like yelling at anyone and then I do a lot of work but can't remember any of it.

@graf @georgia @vriska @Shadowbroker2135 @Ree I am down.

@p

Fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face.

@vriska @Shadowbroker2135 @graf @Ree

@Leyonhjelm @Ree @Shadowbroker2135 @graf @vriska I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

@pwm @Cocoa @Ree @Shadowbroker2135 @georgia @graf @vriska
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@p @vriska @georgia @Shadowbroker2135 @Ree You available around my bday?

@vriska @pwm @Cocoa @georgia @Shadowbroker2135 @graf @Ree
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@vriska @georgia @Shadowbroker2135 @graf @Ree No, but my first time smoking weed, it was laced with PCP.

@vriska @Shadowbroker2135 @graf @Ree Code is different from prose.

@syzygy @vriska @Ree @Shadowbroker2135 @graf

Novel-writing

surk's desk
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@vriska @graf @syzygy @pwm @Cocoa @georgia @Shadowbroker2135 @Ree I don't think autism makes you like weed.

@p @pwm @syzygy @vriska @georgia @Shadowbroker2135 @graf @Ree weed is cringe, drink alcohol instead

@p @pwm @syzygy @Cocoa @georgia @Shadowbroker2135 @graf @Ree its the entourage effect. bipolar 1 + autism + severe brain damage + being the best to ever do it

@Cocoa @pwm @syzygy @p @vriska @georgia @Shadowbroker2135 @graf @Ree and crack

@p @Ree @Shadowbroker2135 @georgia @graf @pwm @syzygy @vriska I'm tired of people going "erm DOOD WEED LMAO", if I wanted to be retarded and non-functional I'd just get drunk on whiskey or moonshine (BASED) instead of smoking tar and plants (CRINGE)

@Azur_Fenix @pwm @syzygy @p @vriska @georgia @Shadowbroker2135 @graf @Ree Jarvis pull up the Peter Griffin crack meme video

@vriska @Shadowbroker2135 @graf @Ree You are too many babies to remember telling you to take your vitamins and say your prayers.

> grasshopper dick

I am glad Gawker is dead.
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