welcome to the discity city-state security meeting. we
have:
honorable mentions:
fun fact the president is basically not allowed to be in the same room as chief
@georgia now imagining trump being down bad for chief and dying
he basically ran on a platform of “im progressive. i dont think we should put poor people in blenders. west district should have voting rights! basically i agree with chief on everything” bc this was at the peak of chief’s popularity and chief genuinely wanted nothing to do with him but he got elected bc crazy shit happened and he’s actually the only notable progressive elected bc discity elections are fucked and his bodyguards are actually there to make sure he never meets with chief bc the right is convinced if they meet they will institute gommunism together