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i have a mostly but not totally unclogged toilet in the house (and no one is here to help me after spending legit like 10 minutes trying to fix it) and its bubbling and making weird noises
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Listens to Baroque while coding murder.exe newt

@georgia how do you even clog a toilet? That's one thing I've never seen happen except when dumbfuck workers tried to flush a bag of cement.
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Drop turds like my wife. That'll do it.
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@Humpleupagus @georgia @newt she's a snake charmer
charming brown snakes out of white hills
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My son inherited her gene. He's been able to drop cloggers since he was able to use a toilet. They were so big, he'd cry when he pooped.
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Uncle Lewis!
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Listens to Baroque while coding murder.exe newt

@georgia how much is too much? A roll per flush? I'm genuinely curious here.
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Listens to Baroque while coding murder.exe newt

@georgia is she cute?
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Listens to Baroque while coding murder.exe newt

@georgia hmmmm maybe you should introduce us
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@newt she has a long-term boyfriend also i wouldnt set up a friend or a relative with anyone from fedi
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@georgia @newt in my case, i have shat solid torpedoes
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Listens to Baroque while coding murder.exe newt

@georgia you're just so wrong about this. Fedi is the best dating service ever.
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@newt ill believe it when i experience it
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Listens to Baroque while coding murder.exe newt

@georgia aren't you an asexual lesbian? This places certain constraints on dating, you know.
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@sun @newt i think youre a catch if you like old people (i say as im nearly 30)
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@sun @georgia I have a PTSD from women or I'd be a catch too
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@newt im not asexual!!! why do people think im asexual??? is it because i dont masturbate? that doesnt mean i wouldnt have sex if the conditions were right.
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@mischievoustomato @sun @newt its okay because im still cute and i usually smell nice too
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Listens to Baroque while coding murder.exe newt

@georgia no, because you mentioned several times you don't experience sex drive iirc
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@georgia @sun @newt based (i need tto get my nose checked because i often cant smell :()
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@newt oh, thats because im on ssris. when im in love i desire sex.
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@newt @georgia I think those are different things my friend; asexual it's not enough interested in sex to talk about it or be interested in it, but when your male and you get aroused you can't fight your genes.
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Listens to Baroque while coding murder.exe newt

@georgia had that ever happened?
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@georgia @newt @sun fwiw i take showers inter daily and wash my head daily. i think my skin is a bit healthier due to this
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@newt @georgia I mean that's technically not the same thing.
Asexual denotes a lack of sexual attraction, not a lack of sex drive.
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@newt ive been in love but never had sex for erm reasons
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Listens to Baroque while coding murder.exe newt

@georgia i hate to be proven right every single time. Feels like a curse.
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@newt @georgia I'm on semi SNRIs too, they work more on Norepinephrine than Serotonin, but the basics are the same. After 4 or 5 days of nofap my will it's stronger. Maybe it depends on the medication.
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@newt it wasnt because i had no sex drive
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Edited 5 days ago
@georgia @newt please help, how do I put sex in drive? I'm currently stuck in reverse

edit: do i have to lock the hubs and engage 4x4 first??? btw 2nd gear is always iffy
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Listens to Baroque while coding murder.exe newt

@georgia my point still stands. Actually no, you'd have to be avoiding sex on purpose in order to not get any by the age of (almost) 30. This isn't asexual, it's proactively antisexual.
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@anokasion @georgia sometimes I feel I'm the only one not taking any mind-altering substances (cofe doesn't count)
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@newt i could give a timeline of why i didnt have sex at each point in my life but its very personal. the overarching reason is because ive been on ssris for so long though.
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@newt @georgia stereophonics, when you have been for a long time on certain SSRIs you can get masturbated by an the most beautiful elf in a forest and not feel nothing down there; I would lie to you.
If he has been taking SSRIs for a long time he''s not lying, although if he's horny (as he says) when it's OFF the antidepressants, he's definitely not asexual.
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Listens to Baroque while coding murder.exe newt

@georgia i don't really care about your reasons. But these things seem to happen just naturally. Either that, or I think with my dick too much.
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@newt @georgia teens and YA not having sex is becoming way more common nowadays that ever before but at the same time you have a lot of hypersexual people too
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@anokasion @georgia @newt can you expand on your definition of asexual?
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@newt @georgia this is a weird argument but i guess it works for women
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@anokasion @georgia why would you even take this shit jesus christ
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@kernow @georgia @newt IDK, I'm not asexual, but my trusty Russian friend told me it's when you are not interested in it for a number of reasons (could be childhood trauma, teenage bullying, IDK) - but he retweets posts of beautiful faeries, being asexual it's not being able to make pregnant a woman in the correct conditions. That's all I know.
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@kumicota @georgia @newt I'm seeing this out in the field. Also straights who have been socialized as gay/lesbian forming hetero couples.
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@kernow @georgia @newt

> Also straights who have been socialized as gay/lesbian forming hetero couples.

I have seen that too but only once IRL. I still feel like it's performative and in the end it's just straight with extra steps but it's their lives so I don't care a lot about it
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@newt @georgia @sun

Just put pants on 'em, you'll think it's just like having sex with a sexless dude
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@Humpleupagus @georgia @newt

Well, that's a great intro to today's topic, "why you need more fiber in your diet."

Guys, eating 50% cheese and 50% bread will not end well for you... or your toilet.
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It doesn't matter what she eats, it's like this...
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@newt @georgia If your *point still stands*
there is hope for you. :-)
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@anokasion @kernow @georgia @newt even then the "not interested in sex for a number of reasons" isn't always a "true asexual" i'd tentatively add the "not capable to get aroused" and the more specific "has no arousal related attraction towards anything" to the traits

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@EdBoatConnoisseur @kernow @georgia @newt well I don't, because I know georgia it's saying he or she is asexual because can't feel anything due to the antidepressants he or she takes -and literally said the same as I -if he or she get off, the liibido increases immediately once the all of the drug it's out the system. That's not being asexual.
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