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Learned I am 2% jewish do u guys still love me
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@hidden what's the margin of error on the genetics test?
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@hidden were they able to determine the subtype of that 2%? it would be cool if it originated from cochin jews but I somehow doubt that's the case
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@hidden then the dna test is almost certainly not lying, ashkenazi genetic diversity (well, lack thereof) exists in a narrow enough band that dna tests can be quite good at screening it out
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@allison Yes I believe it comes from the Polish-Ukrainian on my dad's side, since Poland is [REDACTED] and they are frankly, a bit [REDACTED]
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>polish ukrainian
Worse than being jewish tbh
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@hidden how do you do fellow israelites
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@georgia Feels good to be chosen, poor goyim
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@hidden there's a part of me which is tempted to submit to dna testing but I don't think I'll find anything besides the most boring stereotypical upper midwestern saxon/scandinavian mutt profile
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@allison You might find something interesting. I found mine very vindicating since I spent a lot of time lecturing my Quebecois family on the difference between France and Normandy and I got 0% French and a lot of Norman
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@hidden yeah, my perennial question is "well, I know I have catholic german ancestry, but is this just the average rhinelander special or something more interesting like idk maybe silesian"
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THE SCYTHIANS DID NOT SETTLE IN TARTARY, YOU'RE DESCENDED FROM SAMARITANS, ABAZ, AND GEORGIANS
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@allison I have been enjoying this one weird site which compares my DNA to archaeological finds
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@georgia @hidden here's a question for the gentiles in the audience: how much dna entitles one to having a jewish soul, or for that matter, does dna have any impact on the existence of the jewish soul? vote now on your phones!!
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@allison @hidden the real redpill is that theres no such thing as a Jewish soul. atman is atman.
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@georgia @allison Very Jewish thing to say frankly, I'm onto you, and even worse, I'm onto myself. Atman is real (empty)
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@allison @hidden @georgia as a half-jewish person this question seems uncomfortably close to "how much Jewish DNA do you need to be entitled to a free zyklon shower"
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@allison @georgia @hidden "how much jewish dna can you have and still dodge an oven?"
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@hidden @allison @georgia yeah, that leaves your neshama nimble enough to avoid the Auschwitz tanning bed
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@gav Eastern/Central Euro Ashkenazi

I posted it on my twitter if u wanna look
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@hidden Via poring over thousands of years of genealogies right? Right????
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@parker Sorry... it was via mormon...
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@hidden yeah thats the fake 2% ancestry or whomever would do
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@allison @hidden @georgia damn I hope I come out perfectly roasted at least. tender, falling off the bone with some sort of kosher honey glaze, maybe a little horseradish
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@risperdoll @hidden @allison @georgia introducing my wife to the authorities because she managed to wack herself with the oven door
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@risperdoll @hidden @georgia I know it's entirely unrelated, but now I'm thinking about that time I jokingly asked for a longpig expert in a fedi hellthread and someone pulled in an (alleged) neonazi cannibal to give their expert takes on the nuances of preparing and consuming human meat
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@hidden I mean, that's where many genealogies come from. Mormons keep records on everyone ever born, as far as they're able.
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@allison @hidden @georgia damn do they only eat white meat or are jews nazi kosher too
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@hidden 2% could be statistical noise, but load yourself into a boxcar to the nearest kamp just to be safe.
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@parker Yes for sure. I want to get more into my genealogy but there's a big question mark with my Ukrainian family. Been able to track my mother's side to East Anglia and Normandy though
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@hidden @parker Its nice to see youre taking the news well. I thought for the longest time that I was just german french and italian and I was utterly devastated when I learned I had a maternal English great-grandmother 😔
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@hidden @parker When I was in college me and one of my room mates used to go to random parties and pretend to be foreign exchange students

I would tell people I was from Ukraine cause a Russian accent is the only one I can do reasonably well and this was 10 years ago so know one knew anything about Ukraine

My room mate would tell people he was from Estonia cause no one had heard of it and didnt know what their accent sounded like

Long story short, sorry you have such an irrelevant piece of ancestry
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Is that straight or compounding? 🤔
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@Humpleupagus Frankly I am not autistic enough to know what that means
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@f0x @hidden @Humpleupagus would've been easier to get if he'd said "yearly or compound"
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@hidden YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE battlercry
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@cine Only a Jew can defeat the Jews...
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@hidden We defeated the jews by making pork a mandatory food.

Also, everyone here believes he's hitler's top guy. There's that too.
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@hidden @cine 2% in and you're already pulling the Esau Gambit, aka, Jewish mitosis
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@risperdoll @allison @hidden @georgia >”how much Jewish DNA do you need to be entitled to a free zyklon shower"
the rest of us have to pay for our delousing and you're trying to get it for free. Entitled much?
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@hidden @allison @georgia @risperdoll I bet that couldn’t have been good for those border workers getting a dusting of zyklon daily
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Those DNA testers will always toss that in to mess with racists. Also, to be honest, those lab tests really can't tell you your race.
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>Those DNA testers will always toss that in to mess with racists.
They're also quick to throw in a dose of Africanitis, because normalizing the we're-all-the-same propaganda is very important to them.

I'm pretty sure the lawsuit to stop 23andMe from selling everyone's data is still ongoing. In a proper society nobody would have to worry about what some foreigners want to do with your information.

Don't the jews have an absurd number of genetic predispositions that need solving?
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They do as the result of their inbreeding.

23 told me I'm 0% jewish. I supposedly have a good amount of neanderthal and some "viking", however they measure that.
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@MCMLXVIIOTG @Captain80s @Dagnar I used Ancestry, the Jewish region it gave me was added in the recent update
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Yeah, don't rely on those tests. if I become Fuhrer, they won't be used to determine who lives.
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