Today's dreams were

Going to school, sitting naked in class (not anxiety, i decided to do it mid dream because it was hot), the teacher not being there for an hour and having to read for an hour. This angered and bored me so i told everyone im going home.

Observing beach care and explaining how to take care of sand in a beach to tourists, as i was a sightseeing guide specializing in high traffic swimming beaches. The tour ended with a show off between two soldiers trying to field strip and reassemble an assault rifle. One was a galil ar, the other a hk418 (i think that was the name). The soldier with the hk dropped the firing pin assembly thing into the sand. He panic, time froze, then unfroze, then he lay rest, defeated, in the sand. Then after everyone went for a swim

A semi lewd adjacent dream where i was princess carrying maija on stream in some apartment. I was also a vampire it turned out because i wasn't visible in any mirrors or cameras. I used this to make maija look like he was haunted . I would hold maija up and then slap his ass, which on stream would have an instant slow mo replay played on the ass cheeks (fully clothed). In the end maija managed to spit a fat loogey right in my mouth somehow and i was confused why my mouth was filled with thick spit. I went to the sink, spit, and the stream ended (i woke up)

What a world in my brain

@lebronjames75 no one dreams about me spitting in their mouth ;_;

@georgia you need to put yourself out there (this does not mean autism dump via text on the internet, that's only a step towards the concept of putting yourself out there)

@lebronjames75 I got The Lovers in my last Tarot spread for my near future

@georgia my brother plays "he loves me he loves me not" games but doesn't even know who 'he' is yet

ngmi gorgeia!

@lebronjames75 most forms of divination are legit I swear!!

@georgia @lebronjames75

Sure

@georgia your e playing solitaire and coping, nothing more nothing less

@taylan @lebronjames75 imagine not believing that God creates "magic" in the world in this year 2025

@lebronjames75 when I get a girlfriend within this calendar year I will say I told you so AND ask that you let me read your future

@georgia @lebronjames75

I only believe in magic (love) created in my heart by cats and girls

@georgia @taylan
God s magic is very far from your finger tips
you couldn't even "magic" an orgasm for your waifu

It's theory, lots of practice for the REAL thing, planning, plan b planning, and execution that you need for that
Not God's unfavouring hand

@lebronjames75 @taylan youll see ;)

@georgia @taylan (translating my speech: have fun and socialize with ppl)

@lebronjames75 @taylan I go to concerts

@georgia @taylan i may not want to see due to certain reasons

@lebronjames75 @taylan I just mean youll see that ""magic"" is real if you let me do cartomancy for you

@georgia @taylan I've had one face to face tarot reading by a goth thick gf material girl which was like 3 years ago

The cards read that i was an asshole, with terrible things on my soul, and something else i forgot

I then proceeded to purposefully piss the goth off and we never spoke again after that day since

That was a pretty funny day

@georgia @taylan @lebronjames75 imagine believing in god

@david @taylan @georgia imagine in believing in yourself

@lebronjames75 @taylan @georgia i believe im dumb and stupid

@lebronjames75 @taylan are you sure she wasnt making it up? theres no "asshole" archetype in the major arcana. some inverse cards can reflect bad character traits but tarot really isnt what you use to divine that someone is a bad person, only that they'll experience bad things. you sure she wasnt talking astrology or palmistry?

@georgia @taylan do i LOOK like someone that could answer this question?????????

@lebronjames75 @taylan I guess youre not that kind of gay

@georgia @taylan im much more enlightened than any 1/58th card chance could ever even imply i am

@lebronjames75 @taylan there are 78 cards and the true chance is 156 because of reverses

@taylan @georgia @lebronjames75
>feminist
>doesn't believe in witchcraft

@dagda @taylan @lebronjames75 I just dont call it magic because its natural and normal, not para anything.

@georgia @lebronjames75 @taylan it's para in the sense that it (may) be beyond human understanding. Nature is also an abstraction that humans make, limited by what they perceive and can logically abstract from the world around them (a process that involves lots of shortcomings and errors)