@eris @pwm mfw anyone outside of Cook county illniois tries to make a hot dog

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@eris @pwm have you ever dared to venture far enough into the only polite part of the USA to try a proper chicago style?

though i gotta say. a chicago style with salsa verde on it instead of the sliced tomato and neon pickle relish would totally fuck

@Saorsa @pwm @eris i smoked crack once while I was homeless

@eris @pwm how on earth can you hate yellow mustard that to me is like saying "I eat pizza but not the crust

@eris @pwm as someone who has seen a horse have diarrhea multiple times i have to say that if you think that frenchs yellow mustard looks like horse diarhea you havent spent enough time around horses girl

@georgia @pwm @eris why the fuck not tbh

@georgia @pwm @eris girl frenches yellow mustard is the standard of yellow mustard and ive literally seen you eat it IRL

@georgia @pwm @eris how about all the vegan dishes I made for us that used that stone ground Dijon hehe

@georgia @pwm @eris bro why do you think that Mac tasted so good? Brown mustard