what did ptn mean by designing a journalist after the snake in the garden of eden?

also her best friend is a terminally online loser who is afraid of meeting any of her 50 girlfriends in person

@lizzie eve getting paywalled at the tree 😭

@lizzie what is her fedi handle

@affine oh gosh making a gray mirror-themed fedi instance where you can vote to ban people from real life would go crazy

@affine but anyway her social media handle is usually some variation of hopeless romantic

@affine unfortunately we dont have magic so this would need to be implemented as the admin going to their house and killing them

@lizzie so uncivilized

@affine i mean we can wait around for the perishing star to fall and do it the right way i suppose

@affine according to ptn climate change will be getting a lot worse in the meantime and then there will be nuclear war BUT fairies (one fairy) will become real

@affine and horses will stop being real

@lizzie is this the same universe as the meme horse racing game?

@affine no 💀 horses are just extinct

@affine didn’t have what it takes to survive nightfall ig

@georgia @affine i meant ptn Mania really but i didn’t want to explain what that is