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a will giving all my money to whomever succeeds in killing me
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@methyltheobromine no put snipers outside my house give them a picture of me, i'll walk outside, i don't want anyone else to get hurt.
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@meeper because you will?
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@georgia
your family and friends would get hurt
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@VD15 @methyltheobromine i would make an exception
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@VD15 @methyltheobromine okay now THAT is uncalled for i showered this morning
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@VD15
they'll actually shower and groom the corpse for the relatives
@georgia
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@VD15
is bathing in yogurt a religious thing or do the bacteria do something to the corpse?
@georgia
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@VD15 @georgia sooo a quick search says apparently the bacteria speed up the decomposition process, which *could* be a reason to free up the grave after a shorter time? not sure if it's fast enough to make a difference tho. also it wouldn't make sense if the corpse is burned. also if for some reason I haven't been on a watchlist, I'm now on ALL the watchlists for the search queries.
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@VD15 @georgia eh ok so that's not it
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@VD15 @georgia further results: bathing the corpse in yogurt before cremation is a sikh ritual. sure it wasn't religous?
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