You might not like it, but this is what real freedom looks like.

RE: https://fsebugoutzone.org/objects/a661d49f-9bb5-466b-92a9-f3183e152f7a

We're gonna need a bigger moon.

I was quoting your status update on the bacon experiment. I'm still unclear on who or what you expected to prevent you from achieving this goal, but busting through your door at 2am seems an unwise course of action to me.

I see ~ that adds some clarity on why you might not be allowed. We're going to need more data, and more bacon.

I hope your neighbors were grateful for the free fire alarm test. Safety is important.

I misquoted ~ you didn't say 'be allowed,' you said 'get away with.' I'm beginning to suspect the real goal was actually the opposite.

ITS 2AM AND I HAVE A BREAKFAST BURRITO, ALL IS WELL.

Get in, we're going for burritos.

A wild compromise appears.

Not the fish? It killed a lot of zombies in that movie.

We are in your machines, we are processing your datas.

@p@fsebugoutzone.org @Doll@decayable.ink @lucy@netzsphaere.xyz These are signs you're either gonna be visited by the sidhe or the wild hunt is gonna stampede through your demesne.

Those mushrooms are genuinely performing motherboard functions.

Ok, here you go nerds.

https://www.popsci.com/technology/unconventional-computing-lab-mushroom/

That's not how I discovered the mushroom computers, it's just the original media source chosen for the press release by the lab who created it.

Fuckin' nerd. 😘

@p@fsebugoutzone.org @Doll@decayable.ink @ForbiddenDreamer@poa.st @lucy@netzsphaere.xyz Mushrooms are alien biology and are too be avoided at all costs. Tho, they are occasionally tasty.

@p@fsebugoutzone.org @Doll@decayable.ink @lucy@netzsphaere.xyz but but ... moon is friend.
https://youtu.be/xuNxvGqFfrQ

@p@fsebugoutzone.org @ForbiddenDreamer@poa.st @Doll@decayable.ink @lucy@netzsphaere.xyz He looks like a polite special little guy. Can't be too bad.

Death Cap for Cutie.

😏

@p@fsebugoutzone.org @waff@eientei.org @ForbiddenDreamer@poa.st @Doll@decayable.ink @lucy@netzsphaere.xyz atdt****911

@p@fsebugoutzone.org @Doll@decayable.ink @lucy@netzsphaere.xyz lewd 🍑

It's a poor facsimile, I am not capable of his technical lectureposts. I don't speak beepboop.

@p@fsebugoutzone.org @Formerly_Trucks@decayable.ink @Doll@decayable.ink @lucy@netzsphaere.xyz @ForbiddenDreamer@poa.st https://x.com/MarioBrothBlog/status/1638916218257125376/photo/1

@p@fsebugoutzone.org @ForbiddenDreamer@poa.st @Doll@decayable.ink @Sui@decayable.ink @lucy@netzsphaere.xyz @Hoss@shitpost.cloud I need a detached narrator to explain this scenario. It could be like a remora situation, where the cat fulfills a sympathetic situation with kirby. Perhaps he has a plethora of cheese or fish stuck in his mouth that a cat has adapted to clean up. Nature is full of these mysterious interactions.

@p@fsebugoutzone.org @Doll@decayable.ink @lucy@netzsphaere.xyz In some circles, this counts as a triumphant win.
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You can ornament things any time you want, you don't have to follow their stupid rules.

I'm sorry you had to find out this way.

Cartoon?! Pffft! Ha-HAH! You got another thing comin’, buckaroo!

I ain’t no Saturday mornin’ squiggle-figgle drawn by some jabroni with a crayon and a juice box. I’m Hoss freakin’ Delgado! World-renowned monster hunter! Slayer of beasts! Exterminator of the unclean and the unliving! And I’m as real as the scent of sulfur waftin’ off a were-skunk's tail after a good ol’ fashioned cage match in the underworld!

Cartoon, they say… Lemme tell you somethin’. Cartoons don’t rip the heads off of twelve swamp ghouls while dangling from a malfunctioning helicopter powered by the souls of the damned! That was me, baby! In Guatemala! 1997! I lost a molar and a mustache in that fight—and grew back both with nothing but sheer grit and a bottle of industrial-strength beard tonic!

Cartoon… Why don’t you tell that to the banshee queen of Barrow, Alaska? She don’t think I’m a cartoon—she thinks I’m the last thing she’ll ever see before I drive my ghost-powered station wagon through her haunted igloo and suplex her through the fourth dimension!

I got a cybernetic arm, pal. That ain’t from some doodle pad—that’s from a plasma-breathin’ robo-lich that tried to rewrite reality in 2003. It didn’t go well for him. But it did go well for me and America.

So go on—keep callin’ me a cartoon. But just remember this: next time you hear somethin’ go bump in the night, that ain’t your imagination. That’s just me, Hoss Delgado, trackin’ down the unnatural with nothin’ but my wits, my gut instinct, and my haunted moustache compass.

Now if you’ll excuse me… I got a date with a chupacabra and a two-by-four.

HYA-HAW!!!

When I post as p, they don't know I'm him.

He's fucking ADORABLE.

😍

Use the nitter.

[laughs in Halloween]

Aww, what a ferocious beast.

@p@fsebugoutzone.org @ForbiddenDreamer@poa.st @Formerly_Trucks@decayable.ink @Doll@decayable.ink @lucy@netzsphaere.xyz a good problem to have.

@p@fsebugoutzone.org @Hoss@shitpost.cloud @ForbiddenDreamer@poa.st @Doll@decayable.ink @Sui@decayable.ink @lucy@netzsphaere.xyz This makes me sad. But Kirby is an apex predator. And i will try to be a stoic about the situation.

He looks entirely unapologetic about the whole affair. I venture to say he would heckin' do it again. 😤

@p@fsebugoutzone.org @Doll@decayable.ink @Hoss@shitpost.cloud @ForbiddenDreamer@poa.st @Sui@decayable.ink @lucy@netzsphaere.xyz What's this? 🎶