but i also wouldn't send a woman a picture of my genitals because i'm also ashamed of them, unless she was really really nice to me

@sun I would because I am ashamed of my genitals. Checkmate.

bottom

what constitutes as a micropenis?

tbqh online there's a lot of shaming about dick size so chances are we'll still get mocked anyway

maybe i should unironically kill myself

i dont think i can believe you

oh, mine's uh... bigger looking that that

i :burningheart: physical traits i can't change

same

@vriska 📣

@meso @mischievoustomato @overflow @sun male bed performance anxiety is the weirdest shit
porn and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

porn and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

i dont think it's just porn, women would just catch up and wonder "hey why's yours so small"

my cock is not normal sized, and you're speaking while you're already with someone and also dont have the issues i have, shut up

sex's a huge deal for (most) couples.

@mischievoustomato you have brainworms and women who actually do that aren’t worth keeping tbqh

yeah because it's so easy

generalizing isnt good, that's for sure, but the fear is great.

@mischievoustomato sex is nice but not that important, and you’ve got some weird assumptions about what sex actually means and what people want out of it

lol

well, most of my knowledge comes from seeing online posts about such stuff, but i also need to be cautious and worry because i have absolutely zero luck in important shit like this

giving her a massive letdown? bruh

its not

i'd rather die alone or end up in jail for murder

@mischievoustomato i’m telling you it’s not important, you’re just projecting your own self-hate and THAT’s one of the main reasons you’re still single

self-deprecation is not sexy

i have the right to hate something i cant simply change

i think meso is pretty cool this made me smile and laugh a bit haha

@mischievoustomato you’re finding excuses to keep hating yourself because you’re too scared to believe people might actually like you. scared of being wrong. because you haven’t experienced love your whole life and think it means you’re worthless and unlovable.

you don’t need to do that to yourself you know? because you’re wrong

i never said i wasnt being annoying, i in fact noticed i did the same stuff you do but like, i can't unfollow myself now can i, haha

this is depressing

i dont know. i've always detested this, even when i didnt give a shit about having relationships

it feels humiliating and annoying

it's not what i wish i was

@meso @mischievoustomato @overflow @sun messer spitting FACTS 💯💯💯💯💯💯💯!!!!!!!!!!111

i just cant in this case

but it is still a huge deal, i'm gonna be upset over this anyway

what

i hate having to conform to reality

lmao that's fucking demented, jfc

@mischievoustomato in the context of sex, people mostly want to feel desired, and how you go about fulfilling that has literally nothing to do with your dick

yup yupp

@arcana@fedi.layer02.net @meso@netzsphaere.xyz @mischievoustomato@rebased.taihou.website @overflow@shitposter.world @sun@shitposter.world He's a farmer, and he's proud of the fine rooster he just bought 🐓

its not gonna happen, at least anytime soon

@mischievoustomato and believe it or not it doesn’t even have anything to do with “getting her off”; women don’t get the same urges men do. sometimes it’s literally the opposite even

its not that easy

all of this advice never really gets to me

@sun @mia @meso @mischievoustomato @overflow @f_o_u_r_t_y IF YOU'RE UNDER NINE INCHES YOU CANNOT PLEASURE WOMEN!

@georgia@netzsphaere.xyz @lucy@netzsphaere.xyz @sun@shitposter.world @why@shitposter.world you dress like you're hiding yourself, that signifies to most ppl (incl all of the respectful ppl that would give actual positive attention) that you dont want attention

@georgia @lucy @arcana @nik @sun @why t-shirts and cargo pants as a fashion statement are what i associate with either “i’m going fishing” or “i don’t think i deserve a good wardrobe”

no offense

@mia@movsw.0x0.st @georgia@netzsphaere.xyz @lucy@netzsphaere.xyz @arcana@layer02.net @sun@shitposter.world @why@shitposter.world you can be cool about it if you're dripped out in accessories

@arcana @georgia @nik @lucy @why @sun yes, i too carried a hard disk array in my pants at one point, but we’re not trying to maximize utility here

@georgia@netzsphaere.xyz @lucy@netzsphaere.xyz @arcana@fedi.layer02.net @nik@misskey.bubbletea.dev @sun@shitposter.world @why@shitposter.world georgia running from mall security

@Paulajak@boymoder.biz @mia@movsw.0x0.st @georgia@netzsphaere.xyz @lucy@netzsphaere.xyz @arcana@fedi.layer02.net @why@shitposter.world @sun@shitposter.world jesus christ i thought my obviously hiking pack was bad

@georgia@netzsphaere.xyz @mia@movsw.0x0.st @lucy@netzsphaere.xyz @why@shitposter.world @sun@shitposter.world oo show

@georgia@netzsphaere.xyz @mia@movsw.0x0.st @lucy@netzsphaere.xyz @why@shitposter.world @sun@shitposter.world oh yes, it's nice