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@lain no, I've known that wealth and lost it already. I don't want to lose it again
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Damn, It would mean i would have 1.6k bitcoin
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Of course. I'm married.
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@lain
Last time my wife was pregnant I did this for -100 bitcoin.

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@vriska @lain
burd if you don't have sex for 2 years, you receive 100 bitcoin. can you hold out 2 years without sex
notLikeThis you have to not have sex for 2 years and accumulate 100 bitcoin as well, are you able to do both
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@hakui @lain there's no way I could ever get 100 Bitcoin unless someone was paying me not to have sex

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@hakui @lain (I am open for offers anyone reading this

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@lain nigga I'm getting dangerously close to 2 years and no Bitcoin so yeah
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@lain can I still masturbate once a week?
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sounds like I'm due 100 bitcoin tbh
@lain

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Ok i lied. I counted every year like a retard.
I would have landed 800 bitcoin. Not bad
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@lain wheres my 200 Bitcoin right now then
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@lain I can do this + no masturbation
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@georgia you’re disqualified
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@georgia The Emperor summons before him Bodhidharma and asks: “Master, I have been tolerant of innumerable gays, lesbians, bisexuals, asexuals, blacks, Hispanics, Asians, transgender people, and Jews. How many Virtue Points have I earned for my meritorious deeds?”

Bodhidharma answers: “None at all”.

The Emperor, somewhat put out, demands to know why.

Bodhidharma asks: “Well, what do you think of gay people?”

The Emperor answers: “What do you think I am, some kind of homophobic bigot? Of course I have nothing against gay people!”

And Bodhidharma answers: “Thus do you gain no merit by tolerating them!”
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@lain I'm not ace or anything I like the idea of sex with the right person, I'm just never gonna do it
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@lain @georgia sex is an illusion
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@georgia next life maybe but you’re still not getting any bitcoin
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@georgia @lain ok now do this + no masturbating + no drinking water
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@Hyperhidrosis @lain jokes on you I never drink water, only juice and tea and very occasionally soda
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@lain I've had no proprietary sex for more than 18 years, where's my 100 bitcoin?
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@cat8124 @lain There isn't, as it's intended to spread the 100% terminal disease known as life,
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