@kirby@monkey@patchuun I grew up on only apple computers so it wasnt like I was gonna be able to use linux until I was old enough to self-advocate for getting a linux laptop (and being female I was less likely to be taken seriously at such a request at a younger age as well).
@kirby@monkey@patchuun snowden shit is what got me into free software, especially the site prismbreak. also adobe getting hacked and leaking my email and password that year didnt help.
@Junes yeah I figured someone would realize that but I still wanted to make the joke. maybe the lesbian equivalent would be bragging about your lung capacity or trying a cherry stem in a knot?
sometimes I try to eat fruit like a fruit bat (juice fruit by cramming tongue against hard palate, collect fruit spat, then spit it out) but my primate brain rebels against it
if a girl bragged to me about having no gag reflex I'd ditch her defective ass. what if we went foraging for berries or mushrooms together and she needed it? dumb fucking bitch