I bought a melon advertised as tasting like a cross between a honeydew and a cantaloupe and honestly I havent been this excited for anything since the end of the homestarrunner hiatus
@kirby@monkey@patchuun I grew up on only apple computers so it wasnt like I was gonna be able to use linux until I was old enough to self-advocate for getting a linux laptop (and being female I was less likely to be taken seriously at such a request at a younger age as well).
@kirby@monkey@patchuun snowden shit is what got me into free software, especially the site prismbreak. also adobe getting hacked and leaking my email and password that year didnt help.
@Junes yeah I figured someone would realize that but I still wanted to make the joke. maybe the lesbian equivalent would be bragging about your lung capacity or trying a cherry stem in a knot?