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Can't you hear me, man? Can't you understand? Will you never learn? Don't you know that I am sane and earnest now, that I am no lunatic in a mad fit, but a sane man fighting for his soul?
I CAN'T RETRY THE FUCKING FACE SCAN THING AGAIN I NEED TO SUBMIT AN ID IN ORDER TO DO SO
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tried doing the scrunching your face trick with the roblox ai face scanning thing and it initially guessed my age correctly [between 18 - 20], and it gave me the option to retry the scan.. so i did

NOW IT THINKS I'M 17
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@kirby i ate them sorry
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@kirby its really fun though
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The early 2000s were a different place entirely
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my dog is so good at remembering what people foods ive let her have
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Turks entrenched at Beersheba in October 31, 1917 seeing 800 Australian horseman charging directly at them and yelling slurs
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why is the post divider in threads removed in akkoma?
pleromer v2.2
akkoma v3.15.2
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@RustyCrab @yomiel i've seen bored teenagers pick up a can, shake it as hard as they can, and put it back, that's how
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>buy can of pringles
>all the chips are crushed to dust
Nigga how they are ARMORED
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Do not disturb the bots.
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Highlight of today's conversation with AT&T

Me: "we currently have an internet service with you, but I'm calling about a different service."

Them: "ok, do you have it with you now?"

Me: "have what?"

Them: "the internet service."

Me: "I have the account number yes."

Them: "No, not the account number, the internet."

Me: "Do I have the internet with me now?"

Them: "yes."

Me: "I don't understand."

Them, frustrated: "Can you physically touch the internet right now?"

Me: "What?"

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i just want to be able to build a computer in teh near future
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Give the devil his due. I'm not a huge fan of google either, but if they make RAM affordable again, I say kudos to them.
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