@snacks @druid hey, big hangover malibu sunrise here, maybe you cant see this because my instance actually defederated
princess.wedding (because of the excess of porn) but im here to tell you a little story about how often i had to have man legs bump into my personal space (in ways i do not like) because apparently getting some air to your gooch is more important than not being a seat hogger in public.
but apparently that all falls into itself once i start competing, anytime i had a spread off with some dude on the bus, he immediately put his legs together in shame like a good little girl and that's maybe what i like about men the most, that they walk around like the world belongs to them but cry like little bitches when someone tells them that they cant let their small nuts dangle everywhere.
anyways i wanna put a man on a leash and have him lick my feet to the final countdown
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