Debian as a L'Eunuchs distro is the equivalent of two lovers' names carved into a tree when they were young. Three decades later, she is long gone, he had become an alcoholic and later committed suicide, and that tree itself was cut and turned into an ugly piece of furniture under some fat ugly corporate bureaucratic Assface McDickhole who farts into the only reminder about someone's romance on a daily basis.
Which is to say, Debian sucks and I wish things turned out differently for Ian and Debra.