Choosing a browser in 2026 be like:
Chromium: I hope you don’t blocking ads because we sure don’t.
Firefox: Sorry we couldn’t spend more money on software development, our CEO needs to buy a second yacht.
Opera: You guys like video games, right? We got a vtuber now! Please come back…
Brave: So yeah you watch ads and then you earn BAT coins and… hey where are you going?
Librewolf: We are the most secure, also we forgot to remove Mozilla’s AI spyware by accident. Sorry.
Palemoon: Sues you for trademark infringement
Vivaldi: So yeah we forked Chromium and just simply added a proprietary frontend to it without fixing any of the underlying issues.
Floorp: So yeah we forked Firefox and just simply added a proprietary frontend to it without fixing any of the underlying issues.
Ladybird: We rewrote our entire codebase using vibecoding in two weeks.
GNU IceCat:
Gnome Web:
Ladybird browser rewriting its codebase in Rust using AI
It’s so fucking over