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driving an unregistered vehicle makes me feel like a criminal and fear the police
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We had the gay wars at my house a few years back in the form of bumper stickers. Will you be a victim of going to work expressing your love for dick today? Always inspect your car
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@lebronjames75 im no longer allowed to Christmas mornings at the grandparents’ bc i gifted mom a large black dildo
it didn’t get the laughs I was expecting
it didn’t get the laughs I was expecting
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whirly
The worst thing about mental hospitals is not being allowed to wear underwear and having a toilet watcher.
Love yourself and never let them watch you shit.
Love yourself and never let them watch you shit.
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Edited 4 months ago
I’ve had this bank account and debit card since I was 11. All I can say is you shouldn’t give children debit cards bc they’ll buy naughty things online. And then mom will find it under their bed when they’re at the mental hospital and leave it on their pillow to find when they come back. And that embarrassing memory will last a lifetime
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@yew she must’ve noticed my new strong old age nose hairs
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whirly
when I brought my temp ID to the bank the lady said “bring in your new id next time and your marriage certificate”
when I told her I’ve never been married she said “oh” and we looked at eachother quietly for a little while
what did she see on my account that prompted this?
when I told her I’ve never been married she said “oh” and we looked at eachother quietly for a little while
what did she see on my account that prompted this?
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do not change states without getting the title to your car
do not make my mistake
do not make my mistake
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