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hot dog made out of hot dogs
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binge watching instead of sleepin
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copilot just used “normcore” as a normal word
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ive lost my passport that had my social security card tucked into it HoloAquaDumb
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@snacks i think i made those purchases a little later
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driving an unregistered vehicle makes me feel like a criminal and fear the police
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my brother left the cowboy butts one on his work lunchbox, for some reason 🤨
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We had the gay wars at my house a few years back in the form of bumper stickers. Will you be a victim of going to work expressing your love for dick today? Always inspect your car
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@lebronjames75 im no longer allowed to Christmas mornings at the grandparents’ bc i gifted mom a large black dildo
it didn’t get the laughs I was expecting
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The worst thing about mental hospitals is not being allowed to wear underwear and having a toilet watcher.
Love yourself and never let them watch you shit.
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Edited 2 months ago
I’ve had this bank account and debit card since I was 11. All I can say is you shouldn’t give children debit cards bc they’ll buy naughty things online. And then mom will find it under their bed when they’re at the mental hospital and leave it on their pillow to find when they come back. And that embarrassing memory will last a lifetime
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