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making a minecraft cake rn
Im thinking of putting pistachio cream between the vanilla cake layers... cuz pistachio is green but idk if i should also dye the vanilla cake green or not
and idk is the pistachio cream even good? would people like that?
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hot dog made out of hot dogs
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binge watching instead of sleepin
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🚬 -_-
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copilot just used “normcore” as a normal word
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ive lost my passport that had my social security card tucked into it HoloAquaDumb
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@snacks i think i made those purchases a little later
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driving an unregistered vehicle makes me feel like a criminal and fear the police
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chanchitos
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my brother left the cowboy butts one on his work lunchbox, for some reason 🤨
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We had the gay wars at my house a few years back in the form of bumper stickers. Will you be a victim of going to work expressing your love for dick today? Always inspect your car
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@lebronjames75 im no longer allowed to Christmas mornings at the grandparents’ bc i gifted mom a large black dildo
it didn’t get the laughs I was expecting
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The worst thing about mental hospitals is not being allowed to wear underwear and having a toilet watcher.
Love yourself and never let them watch you shit.
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