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been watching wizard stripper videos and im feeling a little less upset about my momma moving out and leaving me on my own
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@kaia we had mandatory sex ed in 10th grade and I misunderstood an assignment where you had to show you knew how an egg got fertilized. I basically made a pornographic flip book of someone cumming in a vagina and the sperm traveling along and yeahhhh.
everyone else drew a diagram??
when I handed it in she confiscated it.
everyone else drew a diagram??
when I handed it in she confiscated it.
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my work enemy bring toys to work. asked what the green guy he brought in was “Son of Hulk”
Hulk has a penis??
which turned into an argument. then he said whoever fucked hulk must’ve looked like a toilet paper roll on a
Hulk has a penis??
which turned into an argument. then he said whoever fucked hulk must’ve looked like a toilet paper roll on a
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I have one sister built like a tank class and another that’s a 97lb hippie
then there’s the normal one.
then there’s the normal one.
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should i show up to my 4am shift dressed as ronald mcdonald??
i dont see a better debut than the asscrack of dawn
i dont see a better debut than the asscrack of dawn
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