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every time I move somewhere new “maybe I don’t need curtains”
I need curtains. Maybe the man outside the window could help me pick out a pair of pants
I need curtains. Maybe the man outside the window could help me pick out a pair of pants
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My units thermostat controls the heat for the entire building.
Hope you guys like a brisk 65
Hope you guys like a brisk 65
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Need to configure my new room to have space for bed, school desk, and workout bench
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Rule 63 Miho Nishizumi
prettygood@socially.drinkingatmy.computer
Interviewer: "Are you good at staying calm in stressful situations?"
Friend I'm not good at staying calm in relaxing situations.
Friend I'm not good at staying calm in relaxing situations.
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I was cutting my mattress out of its bag today and it exploded out and knocked me over
thing beat me to the ground
thing beat me to the ground
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I think I forgot to update about my very old great grandma.
She died.
Because she was very old.
Good for her, dying of old age instead of accident or illness. Definitely celebratory.
She died.
Because she was very old.
Good for her, dying of old age instead of accident or illness. Definitely celebratory.
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Amazon doesn’t read the deliver instructions.
Basement door. Where the grey car is parked. Where the basketball hoop is.
I was avoiding the front door camera, man.
Basement door. Where the grey car is parked. Where the basketball hoop is.
I was avoiding the front door camera, man.
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