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man goes to doctor. says he’s depressed. he’s tried everything — apps, speed dating, even a personal ad — but he can’t get his dick sucked.

“ah,” doctor says. “go to the gloryhole. there’s a guy in there who’ll suck off anyone.”

“but doctor,” says the man, “i’m the guy in the gloryhole!”

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@tech_himbo why would anyone ever want their dick sucked?
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@unmind @tech_himbo if I had a dick I wouldnt do sodomy shit with it, coitus only. I dont want to kiss a woman who's had my dick in her mouth thats gay.
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@monkey @tech_himbo @unmind its hard being the only truly straight man in the room femalegigachad
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@monkey @tech_himbo sucking dick is so much more pleasurable than getting it sucked i just don't think i understand the sad man's predicament
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@unmind @monkey “a dick in the mouth is worth two in the bush,” so to speak?

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ok I should cw this lewd
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@unmind @tech_himbo it's definitely two totally different things I prefer going down on people over the other way around but even then I haven't done it in ages. On anyone of any genitals. I need to brush up on my skills.

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@georgia @tech_himbo @unmind I don't even know what to call myself anymore I just like everything. Well almost.

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@georgia @tech_himbo @unmind you have never even “been” a man and you have their rancid autohomophobia down pat. i’m so sorry. #lang_en

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