tech himbo
tech_himbo@mastodon.social
man goes to doctor. says he’s depressed. he’s tried everything — apps, speed dating, even a personal ad — but he can’t get his dick sucked.
“ah,” doctor says. “go to the gloryhole. there’s a guy in there who’ll suck off anyone.”
“but doctor,” says the man, “i’m the guy in the gloryhole!”
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Une (Jai Mā arc)
unmind@social.xenofem.me
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georgia
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auntie monkey
monkey@greatape.casa
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auntie monkey
monkey@greatape.casa@georgia @tech_himbo @unmind
>That's gay
Yeah that's the point
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Une (Jai Mā arc)
unmind@social.xenofem.me
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auntie monkey
monkey@greatape.casaShow content
@unmind @tech_himbo it's definitely two totally different things I prefer going down on people over the other way around but even then I haven't done it in ages. On anyone of any genitals. I need to brush up on my skills.
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auntie monkey
monkey@greatape.casa@georgia @tech_himbo @unmind I don't even know what to call myself anymore I just like everything. Well almost.
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Ellenor Bjornsdottir 
ellenor@bv.umbrellix.org
@georgia @tech_himbo @unmind you have never even “been” a man and you have their rancid autohomophobia down pat. i’m so sorry. #lang_en
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Ellenor Bjornsdottir
ellenor@bv.umbrellix.org
@georgia @tech_himbo @unmind it’s how i survive #lang_en
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