"Equity" means everyone poor. Time to reread your Harrison Bergeron
@teratology @lain @georgia @eris the only thing trump ever did that actually helped poor people was buying me a gaming PC with his covid checks
@teratology @lain @georgia look man ill im saying is biden never bought me an ibuypower (i dont live in the USA anymore and I dont actually think trump or harris knows we exist
@teratology @lain @georgia come to saipan two bedroom rent is only 650 a month
@lain @georgia @teratology @eris he wanted to see me play dwarf fort so bad
Wut? Are you remembering that story wrong, or am I?
My recollection is not that he was crowned emperor, but that he was murdered by the DEI Karen-in-chief. Iirc, the moral is that the state would rather kill you than let you succeed in life outside the lines they tell you to color in.
@nerthos @lain @georgia @teratology @eris i dont live in the USA jabroni
@vriska@lizards.live @georgia@netzsphaere.xyz @teratology@the.asbestos.cafe @lain@lain.com @nerthos@shitposter.world @eris@yourwalls.today what kind of different laws?
@vriska@lizards.live @georgia@netzsphaere.xyz @teratology@the.asbestos.cafe @lain@lain.com @nerthos@shitposter.world @eris@yourwalls.today maybe i should move there. i will have to check the laws on my geck tho...
@vriska@lizards.live @georgia@netzsphaere.xyz @teratology@the.asbestos.cafe @lain@lain.com @nerthos@shitposter.world @eris@yourwalls.today thats true but she's my little baby now
@vriska@lizards.live @georgia@netzsphaere.xyz @teratology@the.asbestos.cafe @lain@lain.com @nerthos@shitposter.world @eris@yourwalls.today i might see if she'll let me hold her this weekend
@vriska@lizards.live @georgia@netzsphaere.xyz @teratology@the.asbestos.cafe @lain@lain.com @nerthos@shitposter.world @eris@yourwalls.today kinda cringe you can import frogs or snakes tho. i mean i get why its just dart frogs are cool and i kinda want some someday
@teratology@the.asbestos.cafe @georgia@netzsphaere.xyz @lain@lain.com @vriska@lizards.live @nerthos@shitposter.world @eris@yourwalls.today i think they have some thing where only natives can own land so technically...
@teratology @anemone @lain @georgia @nerthos literally only chamorro and Carolinians can own land and run for office
@teratology @anemone @lain @georgia @nerthos in fact there are several government benefits only chamorro and Carolinians can qualify for. this might be the only place on earth that protects the native populations interests to such a degree
@teratology @anemone @lain @georgia @nerthos that's why it's not dogshit real estate guy island
@vriska@lizards.live @georgia@netzsphaere.xyz @teratology@the.asbestos.cafe @lain@lain.com @nerthos@shitposter.world @eris@yourwalls.today yeah i dont disagree with it it's just an unfortunate reality
@teratology @anemone @lain @georgia @nerthos because in the 70s it was better for them economically and the "come visit AMERICA" thing is great for korean/chinese/japanese tourists
@teratology @anemone @lain @georgia @nerthos there is a growing movement for proper independence but it is true. all of the non-native companies have to do 50 year leases and get charged out the nose by their native landlords, as it should be
@teratology @anemone @lain @georgia @nerthos and like I explained elsewhere this place already self governs to such a degree chinese nationals dont even need visas to visit. the laws and way things work are different here. it makes Puerto Rico look like a state in comparison
@teratology @anemone @lain @georgia @nerthos it is a very poor island and it relies heavily on foreign tourism but to "land back" the people who own 100% of the land here is a lil silly
@teratology @anemone @lain @georgia @nerthos iirc the US gov doesnt even own the military base, they lease it from the mayor
@teratology @anemone @lain @georgia @nerthos maybe its cuz there isnt any oil to slaughter brown people over on the island but comparing the Canadian/US rez system and paltry handouts to here just isnt based in logic
@teratology @anemone @lain @georgia @nerthos I'm not saying its a utopia, im just saying you're factually wrong about how it works here specifically
@teratology @anemone @lain @georgia @nerthos aside from the economic benefits part of this place becoming commonwealth was the enshrinement of laws to protect chamorro and carolinian interests
@teratology @anemone @lain @georgia @nerthos and I know like "white people bad" but the white american population here is like, less than a percent of the total pop